Little 'un got their own snooze and food agenda have they?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yeah and the baby is taking up her time too.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Wayhay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:59, Reply)

:)

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

I'm so tired I put on my socks and shoes before I put my jeans on this morning.
And I'm covered in bruises because I'm so tired I'm walking into things. On a good night she only wakes up every 2 hours.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

*sad face*
No one would blame you if you put a little snifter of whisky in her evening bottle of milk.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)

If only she had a bottle...
Wait - if I drink the whiskey and it comes out of my breasts then that counts, right?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Hell yeah!

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)

Brilliant
You'll be a Bailey's dispensing machine. And with the drink being so popular over Christmas, get yourself down Cabot Circus and you'll be able to make a fortune!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

she's a party animal

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)

It's all going down in her crib, yeah.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

oh luv
I've only done a few shifts with a lazy stoned baby and I even found that exhausting.
Today is St Jude's feast day. Have a word for more sleep.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)