I like men who don't tease
by being an amazing bloody kisser who then cancel twice and don't damn well text.
Fucking fucksocks.
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:33, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

he's a cock
or nervous
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

or married.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)

I'm pretty sure he's not
still a bloody tease though.
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)

I am miserably coming to think it is the former.

(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)

bad news :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

All men are cocks.
But best of luck. If he's got any sense he'll come round.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Men are cocks, women are bitches
They're all bastards. These days I fear having to deal with staff in shops due to their almost certain uselessness and general unhelpfulness.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

-misanthropist fives-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I hate pretty much everyone
And not even in an emo way.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

I spent the day yesterday with people who for some mad reason adore me
I'm feeling a little better after that, though something happened that confused me and made me feel bad, so HEY.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Yes, but concentrate on the adoring bit, it's nicer!

(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I got yelled at for going to another party instead of their's this weekend
And my friend took his shirt off and shimmied with me :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Bonus!

(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)

He's got an awesome body.
Just the perfect type.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)

Bit skinny - and young! - for me
I do quite like the pelvis lines though...
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)

It was his 21st.
He's amazing. Russian, clever, unfortunately very ill at the moment :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)

What is it with you lot and making people ill?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Who else have I made ill?
We both became ill at the same time. Or worse.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

I meant you and berk

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Oh, I've not got with him. Never will.
Had the biggest of crushes on him from the ages of 17 to around 19. He finds it amusing and still semi-expects me to jump on him when he's least expecting it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Men and their expectations
Damn us all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Men are definitely scared of me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)

You should hide around corners and jump out at them.
That would be fun. I'll join you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)

I'd jump on them
or maybe on you ;)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)

*blushes*

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)

I don't think I've made anyone ill
*whistles*
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

My friends seem to be busy pretty much every night around here
Mostly because they live here permanently, and I'm here until I find a job, so don't get involved in anything long term. Boo to them and their 'social lives'.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Lots of my friends are scattered
either throughout London, or across the UK. And I'm shit at phoning/skyping, so I'm awful. I think that's why they're so happy to see me once in a while.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Lot's of mine helpfully don't have skype
And I'm rubbish at phoning. Oh well.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I had never previously been kissed
in a way that made me seriously breathless and weak at the knees, and now I have i want more, dammit. MORE. Only he's being annoyingly disobliging.
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)

I know the fucking feeling.
The having something good then not any more. Not the true mindblowingness of your guy. I might retire from the whole "life" business.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Aye. It's all crap
Although 'retiring from life' sounds worryingly emo!
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

It's not meant to be emo, promise
More grumpy. I won't be the girl who picks up people who fall out of windows, I'll sit in a desk chair at the bottom counting the splats.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

That's only happened to me once and with a woman.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

If it had happened with a woman
I would probably turn. It was astonishingly good.
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)

How you feeling today berk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Pissed right off
and my resolve not to text him is wavering. I also schlepped all over half of Birmingham in search of a particular ice cream Vipros told me about and I couldn't fucking find any. So now I'm extra specially pissed off AND I don't have any fucking ice cream.

aaaand breathe. How're you?
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Getting better!
If you text him, and you get together, you'll be his doormat for the rest of the relationship.

Owning a bloke is a lot like owning a new dog. You terrorise them to start with, then you'll get no aggro from them later on.

I may have just given you the secret of life
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Hahahaha!
And you scoffed when I said treat them mean and keep them keen.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Well I'm not going to give you any encouragement am I!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Nobody does : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

He may be just one of those bastard types that some women prefer.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Probably
He didn't seem like it, though.
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Maybe he is just trying to be a bastard.
No excuse for him, he should behave the way his heart tells him.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Maybe he is.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)