You've left it a bit late
use a bedsheet as a toga and go as Julias Ceasar
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:05, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Too cold

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

That's the beauty of the toga, you can wear a t-shirt and trousers underneath

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

"the beauty of the toga"
this sounds like a film
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

It sounds a bit gay

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

i thought it sounded a bit porno
what does that say about each of us. hmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Psychologists may say it means i'm a closet bender
but how can a 33 y/o single man who lives on his own and takes his mother to the opera be gay...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)

it's ok, it's not as if you are devoted to your pets or anything

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

err...yes...
I certainly didnt rush back from work yesterday to ensure my chicken was safely locked up in her coop...or rush back from my friends house to spend some time with my cat before going to bed...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

can i repeat my henpecked, pussywhipped joke?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

That's not a bad point
We've got a knackered old sleeping bag that needs chucking and I haven't shaved for three days, maybe I'll go as a homeless
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

You may even earn some money on the way to the party
"gisus 50p fer cup'o'tea yer fuckin'fuck"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I might even be able to eliminate my alcohol costs by scrounging half-empty tinnies on the way

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

borrow my ralph lauren wrap
convinced them of my homelessness the other night
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

late?
I usually just root through costumes and make something a couple of hours before
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

And that's why everyone calls you "Mr. Shitty Rushed-Costume" behind your back

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Apart from the fact she's female...

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

well the costume
was a strap on and a top hat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

and a moustache

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)

you leave him alone
you vile bully
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

You tell her Swipe!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

nobody picks on my internet-husband

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Sweet

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

you are too, darling

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

It's all part of the insult
people can be so cruel
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

*weeps*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)

one of the regrets of my life
is that I have not yet attended a proper toga party
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I have been to 2
They weren't as "Animal House" as I thought they would be
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)