am like to
with into
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Who doesn't?
*brownloads file*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

m o n t y . . .

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

'Brownloading'
I like your style!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Illegal brownloading, no less.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Back door access, I presume.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Using a 'mirror'.
It's all very 'Mark Oaten'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I'm totally imagining swipey squatting on her desk
in a pair of quite wonderful, but infeasibly high heels, tights round her ankles, miniskirt hitched up, black jacket buttoned around a straining bosom just desperate to escape from the clutches of the tight white shirt she has on, curling off a cleveland steamer onto her keyboard.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

O_O
My lunch is now a feature of my desk.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Well, that was both vile and wonderful at the same time

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

replace tight white shirt
with emerald green jumper and you're bang on the money, kid.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Green and brown
go so well together.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

her keyboard a granary bap
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

...serving up a 'bot dog'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Bot Log, surely
That she freezes then uses as a nightsoil dildo
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)