Are you some sort of penguin rescuer?
What is your problem with eating a penguin?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

penguins are brilliant
I have no quarrels with anyone eating any other animals, I'd happily eat them myself.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

And delicious.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

So are cows.
I still eat the cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

cows aren't brilliant

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I bet proper penguins
would taste horrible. All fishy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I think you are right. Puffins do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I wouldn't fancy eating fishy meat
thus I wouldn't eat it. I don't mind letting the little fuckers die though. I put up with so much teasing because of them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

because of PUFFINS?
why??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Penguins
one thing I've always found is I have trouble pronouncing some words right. Mostly because I first saw them written down. So penguin was pronounced by me as peng-weng. I still do it unless I think about it, but I was teased about it quite a lot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

You're my friend and you're lovely
so I'm trying really really hard not to laugh
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

You can laugh :)
it's pretty ridiculous. There's a few others as well.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

poor beast!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I don't really remember what it tasted like
because I was about 5
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Four Stomachs
and they make yummy milk.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

They fucking are.
They're made of BEEF for Christ's sake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

obviously there is that aspect of them
cows are brilliant because they taste good so it is only right to eat them.

penguins are brilliant for a host of other reasons. so it is not right to eat them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)