Alcohol, as usual, is the way forward, particularly as I have run out of gypsy children to kick in the face

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No gippos round here.
What culinary delights are you cooking tonight?
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Chargrilled fillet of lamb with a tomato, mushroom & red wine compote. Accompanied by spinach, baked garlic potatoes and the tears of young gypsies.
Washed down with a relatively young St Emilion.

What about you?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

I've had pasta with tomato and chilli sauce with spinich.
Will you marry me?
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

i would but a gorgeous redhead who tolerates my behaviour has already got me

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Ok!
When are you going to start looking for the ring?
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Probably December. I have decided to propose at Christmas when we're in Edinburgh
I want to do the whole thing properly (ask her Dad etc) even though she has already asked me once and also told me she is going to say yes when I ask.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)

Bless.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)

^this : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:30, Reply)

You mean it.
I'm bitter, remember?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)

I'm not
guess who fucking texted? ZING!
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

You're joking?
What did he say?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Apologised for being ill
came out to my village for a pint. Flirted. Left.
I may or may not be frothing at the clopper.
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)

So he came over to your village
Did he look like he'd been ill?

How have you left things?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)

He sounded like he'd been ill
so giving him the benefit of the doubt. He had to go back to a work leaving do thing. Seriously wishing I'd gone in to town with him, but have texted him, he's texted back. Flirting ahoy.
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)

So that gives you this weekend to get rid of your boyfriend!
When you said 'cheerio' to him this evening, was it a peck on the cheek, a hug or a peck on the lips?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Just a hug to say bye
there was a peck on the cheek to say hello. He's a bloody tease.
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

The chase is the most fun part of any relationship.
What is the next step?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

no...
that'd be the sex.

if you're doing it right, anyway!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Which clearly, I'm not.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

i'm sure i've had worse
much much worse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

The next person I sleep with,
I'll ask them to write a reference.

I'll send that to you and you can assess my performance against your own experiences.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

most of my experiences have been pretty amazing in the sack
i am just being flippant really. there's just the one who was truly shit and given the - problem - i think it was complete lack of experience!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Nice try.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I'd forgotten exactly
how much fucking fun the thrill of the chase is. I don't know what the next step is, it was very much left open. Could be nothing, could be something. Who knows?
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

That is the start of the chase!
Enjoy it, it'll be downhill from here on.

*Bitter and twisted*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Yes, even in my cheerfully excited and giddy state
I maintain a healthy dose of cynicism.
Still though. SHUSH. I'm enjoying it whilst it lasts.
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

ill married.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Shush, you
You're spoiling my fun!
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Huzzah!
Go get em tiger.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Ker-CHING!

(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

I'm jealous.
I'd love to have the thrill of the chase again.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Aw, you totally can!
Stop convincing yourself otherwise and get your arse out there!
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

It's not my arse that will attract anyone : )
I really miss the whole sexual tension thing that goes with it. The longer you draw that out the better it is.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

^ this ^ but... you can draw it out too far
then it goes off like a damp squib when eventually it happens...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Hehehe
*plots*
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

This place is turning into an alcohlics theme park.
I love it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)

I fucking love the idea of a pisshead theme park.
*starts to write (probably doomed) business plan*
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

Call it Wobbly-World!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

I'm not a piss head .
I just like to relax with a glass of wine or 4 a few times a week.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

I'm still thinking about the theme park.
You can save a fortune as you won't need car parking!

Blousie is a pisshead
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

Fucking great idea.
You could have booze-genre rides; Cider Hangover Hell, The Shaking Hand etc.

Dare you ride The Hair of the Dog ?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Make sure all the shops and things have moving walls and the floors spin too.
All you need in terms of catering is curry and kebabs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)

Imagine the bogs though
:(
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)

I like the idea of signs that say "Unless you consume at least 80 units a week this ride is not suitable for you"
Btw - are you feeling better?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:31, Reply)

No, I'm still ill.
I've not drunk or smoked in days.

On the ride theme, how about a sign that says 'you must drink this short in order to use this ride'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

I have decided there should be a morning-only catering service of bacon sandwiches, neurofen and mineral water
which is only eligible to those with measurable liver damage
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I like that.
Also, there needs to be a 'fighting zone' where you can just start on the staff and they have to take it!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Damn right.
The words to signal the first round should be "chilli sauce my friend?"

Cunts. I chose who my friends are and it certainly isn't Stavros.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

We also need a 'you're my best friend you are'
For the emotional luvvies!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

this is the best idea so far.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)