*grins*
special or ordinary?
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Special.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)

I am having a rare 'special' cigarette
my brownie/cake needs are being met by breakfast cereal and custard. I really quite desperately need to go food shopping..
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Why not just say dope
Or ganja, dagga, grass,weed etc. Rather than 'special'?
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I was being ladylike.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)

I thought you'd be on a natural high this evening!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)

That too
just thought i'd top it up with chemicals.
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Good for you.
How large a joint have you rolled? And is it 100% green you're smoking?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)

I can't smoke like that, it breaks my brain.
Just a dash in some tobacco, if you please.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Any particular type of baccy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Lordy no
I'd chuck a whitey, and where's the fun in that? It's a one skinner, because I can't roll to save my life, and it's a mere sprinkling over baccy.
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Well if you get really stoned
You might decide it's a good idea to call hot-bloke and tell him you love him.

(Does hot-bloke know about the boyfriend yet?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

No I won't
and no he doesn't
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

You've got to do something about this berk.
You really have to. Time to put all your eggs in one big, unfertilised basket as it was.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

I know, I know. I really do know
but in my defence, I did nothing I could even conceivably be ashamed of or guilty about this evening.
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Yes you have.
You've pined for hot-bloke on here all week.

You've got to make a decision and stick with it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

If cheating was merely a cerebral thing
all men, everywhere, would be fucked, right? All that porn and wanking and imaginary stuff. I have done nothing physical and thus it can be argued that I am entirely innocent.
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

But you have genuine feelings for hot-bloke
And you've acted on those feelings by making contact and engineering a meeting.

Are you revealing to me now that women don't wank?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

If you feel guilty, you're guilty
Simple as
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

How do you think the boyfriend would feel if he found out though?
Hurt is my guess.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

As I said
I have done nothing I should feel guilty about this evening.
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

You've taken drugs.
Drugs are bad.

Feel guilty about that!

What else are you doing this weekend berk?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Nowt
I'm rock n roll, me.
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

berk the free spirit.
You've gotta do something, it'll be a waste of a weekend otherwise.

Pub?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:26, Reply)