so i got distracted putting shit on facebook
still on sofa
still in t-shirt
still not made it to cheshire
still not made it to engagement party
still not even made it to freezer for vodkas
still achieved fuck-all else
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've launched a hedgehog into space this evening.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

I'm so fucking high
I swear he is sat one moon over listening to some bullshit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

que??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)

www.fastgames.com/hedgehoglaunch2.html
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)

how cruel

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)

He volunteered!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)

that's what all perpetrators of domestic violence say, noel
all of them
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)

I knew you'd achieve your goals eventually.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)

hahahaha
Get some vodka.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

i have shitloads
but i now need to leave here at 6am, so getting shitfaced is not the best plan...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)

You might as well have a couple, just to mark the end of the working week.
But if you're got a early drive, I agree, don't have too much. Otherwise you'll be like Bob.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

i have been drunk
about 4 nights so far this week, my liver is screaming NO MOAR VODKA so i am on the dc!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Do for you!
You've got tomorrow to get spannered.

So is Facebook all in order now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)

well
it took me about 2 hours. i could only make it upload 5 pics at a time. is that me or is that normal??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Uploading tip
You can select multiple photos in the dialogue by holding the 'ctrl' key down while clicking on the photos.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)

oh now you tell me
where were you when your country needed you, eh?

meanwhile........... not that i am friends with him on facebook (you need friends to be on facebook). but just realised i posted an old pic of me and my famous ex. is it fair to tag him as "bedshitter" ?!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

God knows.
I've got a Facebook account, but I never use it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

this is your excuse for not being friends with me on there, right?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Why? Have you sent me a friend request?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)

no
i did a search for jeffthedogfucker, but...

ha i am so smug, i have managed to get two pics on my profile now.

i am the new computer master.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:35, Reply)

Wow.
Two WHOLE pictures.

I'll bet Bill Gates is shitting himself with a genuis like that on the Internet.*

*Slight sarcasm alert
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)

if i hold my chips out a bit nearer
could you piss on them some more? ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)

hahahahaha
THE. BEST. LINE. ever.

Don't do that, I might end up getting a bit of piss on your hands, and I don't think you'd appreciate that. Not one bit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:46, Reply)

see i can be mildly witty
as well as a dreadful beaker!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:46, Reply)

You are often very witty.
(But if I say anything else, you'll think I'm taking the piss).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:51, Reply)

i might have to frame that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:52, Reply)

I think they're nice photos.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:46, Reply)

why thank you!!!
they are about as good as it gets, nice and blurry, which is what we like...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:50, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

What?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:35, Reply)

I've forgotton.

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:26, Reply)