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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Wtf is this version of thriller on x factor its fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:12, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
You're wacthing X Factor?!
DEAD TO ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Whatevs heartbreaker
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)
oh man i feel mean now
Wuv oo
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)
X factor is shit.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)
Yeah, it's sure no football

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

I'm aware of this
I have nothing better to do though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)
You're moving tomorrow.
Take your mum to the pub for a couple of hours.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)
shes downwtairs watching x factor

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)
Well why not watch that shit show together?
You'll be moving tomorrow. And, when it's finished, take her to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)
because im already curled up in bed?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)
At half 8?
Is this like a kid at Christmas, going to bed early so tomorrow comes sooner?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)
That seems very reasonable, carry on

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)
Channel 4.
Apocolypse - the second world war.

Watch that. It's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)
Oi oi.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)
Me neither. Thank fuck for Sky. At least it gives me a broader choice of shit to watch until Pillars Of The Earth at 9.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)
I thought that was crap
Mediocre acting, and in sure the historical accuracy was a bit off
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)
I have no knowledge of history and want to watch something mindless as I have a hangover
It will do.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)
I accept this

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)
You have a hangover at 8:30pm?

(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)
Yes. I drank 2 bottles of red wine last night on top of 4 pints of bitter.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Been there, not doing that again
It's amazing how reasonable it seems to open the second bottle, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)
It would have been churlish not to open it. It was begging me to try it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)
I have to say, the bottle I'm drinking now isn't brilliant
I do have a rather more upmarket Bordeaux at the top of the winerack...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Do it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)
Ouch :(

(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)
Oh yes. Bloody ouch alright. 3 pints as a hair of the dog have not worked.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)
Chocolate milk!
Does a body good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)
There's something wrong with you..

(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)
Have you not tried chocolate milk with a hangover?
It's AMAZING!

EDIT: Needs to be straight from the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Haha shut up
And stop watching X Factor.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)
the remote is too far away....

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)
MTFU!
You'll feel better for doing it. It's the right thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)
Gayest post of all time ^
EDIT: The Badgers, incase you're confused.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)
pft i doubt that what with foxy and bobby both posting on here

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)
I withdraw my complaint.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)
Feeling better JTDF?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)
I'm still pretty snotty.
But being a REAL man, I'll use that as an excuse to whine, whinge and complain online.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)
excellent. Childbirth and periods are nothing compared to man flu.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)
Absolutely.
If a bloke had to give birth, he'd be right as rain within an hour, maybe take a couple of Neurofen but there would be none of the 'ooh give me gas and air' bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)
Why don't you try passing something the size of a small football through your nose and then tell me how it feels.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)
Yawn. Tired argument is tired.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)
*blows raspberry*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)
Next you'll be telling me the menopause exists.
Hot flushes. Pfft.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)
You'll be getting hot flushes when your missus slams your face against the gas ring if you give her any of that macho crap.
Oh yeah! *nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)
I'll bet Monty could.
The amount of shit hes had up his nose!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)
Sure he would
Let's see you shit a grapefruit and hear what you have to say then...
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)
haha best wince i got was from
You remember the old tests where they stuck a little closed umbrella up your japseye then opened it? Now imagine them shoving a cocktail umbrella up there...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)
Someone has to push it up there first
Quick - to Redtube!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)
Yeh', the first one was alright, but the Belle lot are quite unrememberable too.
My money is Wagner is going to do Sweet Transvestite.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)
rebecca is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:31, Reply)
What one was her? I dono the names.
The lady who just sang Relight My Fire, her music was good, but I don't like her black lipstick.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)
That shiny lipstick gives me the fucking creeps an all.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)
Yeh', it's a strange choice for their makeup people.
I really like this Matt guy, probs my fave by quite a long shot, even if this version of Bleeding Love isn't that great.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Treyc gayest spelling of a name evar
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Awwight Trey-cle?
You'll have to get used to that in that there London.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)
I keep on wanting to prounce it Trayk

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

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