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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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eh?
So you normally only have fake ones?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Nah, mine are all real.
Other people's.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)
Oh you mean giving them?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Yup.
Fake orgasms are a massive turn-off, in porn too.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)
all of them?
Jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)
I've only faked it once, she was so pissed I don't think she noticed.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)
i dont think ive ever had a real one
Well apart from when ive been by myself Haha
What? Shut up badger? Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Shame man, seriously.
I don't get why partners don't talk to each other about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)
are you suggesting we should have a "conversation"?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Oh my.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)
sorry im quite drunk

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Then we're 50% of the way through my patented pulling technique.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
youre hot
Totally would
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)
100%

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)
when you next in london?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)
GET IN BIG MAN!
Sorry, I appear to be turning into Bobby.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)
I feel sorry for you

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)
There is no cure, but with your help these poor souls can be made comfortable
so give generously.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Hey I am awesome
Noel don't do it. Haven't you seen alien?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)
I think these 2 are totally going to get it on
Once Sexface is finished with her.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)
Oh man, why would you do that to me?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
It's not an insult or anything in any way
Just noting that you'll be getting second hand goods after Sexface has drugged and ruined her.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)
dont worry noel
I've already packed my shears in case sexface gets any ideas.
Snippity snip
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)
I think you'd be a /talk hero if you castrated him.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)
Now everyone changes their minds
And realise it's Sexface who should be scared.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)
awespme
And harsh pod you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)
I feel accepted now

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)
It's how she shows affection

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)
I make passes at Noel all the time.
I wouldn't worry about it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
^_^

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)
I don't get them easily.
I still think sex is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)
Haha!
I have pretended to fall asleep once during sex.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)
Harsh!
Although I did fall asleep during a blow job. Twice. On consecutive nights.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)
time for the "I feel the romance has gone out of our relationship" talk

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)
"I feel the Diamond White has arrived in our relationship."

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
HARSHER!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)

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