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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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OLD THREAD TOO LONG
EPIC SCROLLING!
Come into my new thread!
Guilty pleasure: x factor
Wots urs?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:44, 286 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
malibu and pineapple
but dont tell anyone

EDIT: theyre taking the fucking piss with that aiden ent they?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)
he does need to cheer the fuck up

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)
hes all out of tune and shit
i feel like im in the emperors new fucking clothes
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)
matt isnt good tonight
This makes me sad I like him
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)
wagner is a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)
i cant wait to see who cher is ripping off this week

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)
What the fuck?
Oh, is this X Factor or Strictly or some other shite?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)
According to Pod mine is anal sex.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)
Lies
I never said you feel guilty about it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)
YOU CAST ASPERTIONS ON MY GOOD CHARACTER YOUNG MAN.
You're the one who should be feeling guilty.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Like hell I will
I'm considering retracting my previous retraction too.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)
then you'll have to retract
the retracting of your previous retraction
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)
Well, this has succeeded in confusing me entirely

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)
No one will have me if they think I take it up the wrongun.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)
So I'm best to just keep the retraction retracted?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)
Erm...................yes..........I think.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

No one Noone


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)
James Bond films. I have watched 3 today.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)
Caught disconnected bits of Thunderball today at the gym
Love the old cars and suits.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)
One of the better Connery films
I watched it, plus Quantum of Solace and Octopussy. Quite a mix.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)
i like daniel craig as bond
Think he takes it back to how bond should be slightly bastardy
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)
less quips, more kneecapping

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)
Smallville. Love it.
And massive drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Smallville Anal Fireman 3
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Anal Fireman 3 Terrible Horse Porn XI: Back in the Saddle
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Horse disabled midget
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)
Necropaedophilia porn

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Plenty of stiffs in that.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)

cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/10/well-thats-horrifying.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
That is disturbing
I am watching deadliest wRrior best programme ever
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)
izzat the one where they theorise what would happen if they pitted navy SEALs against Ninjas
and other such unlikely combinations?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)
Yeah
So far I have watched a celt v a Persian immortal. A centurion v a Rajput and now an Aztec jaguar v a zande African mentallist
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)
Rajputs kicked ass I'm guessing
Have you read the Belisarius series? The first three are free - www.baen.com/library/0671878654/0671878654.htm?blurb
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
They only just edged it but yeah. No I will check it out. Zande warriors are mad

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
Best series I've read in ages
old-fashioned good against bad romp.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)
but Back in the Saddle makes no sense with disabled midget porn
"Back in the Stroller" perhaps.

Actually just made myself a little uncomfortable there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Waterloo Road for tv guilty pleasure
I've got quite a lot though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)
Wotsits
I ate at least 2 packs a day last year at uni, and slightly feared I would die of fake-orange poisoning.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)
ooh i havent had wotsits for ages
Normally prefer skips
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)
Wotsits were a great accompaniment to toasties
The bright orange plastic cheese, wotsits and Irn Bru just made a symphony of orange.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)
Spongbob squarepants.
I wuv him.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)
I'm not sure I've really got any guilty pleasures
I watch/read/listen to/eat shit and am proud!
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)
there's no tracks hidden on your spotify then?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)
I don't use spotify
and am fully aware that my taste in music is dubious at best.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)
OK, if you have tunes on, what are you listening to right now?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEEvnthnE8Y
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
sounds like a new thread to me
with an "if you aren't, fire some up on shuffle and tell us what you get".
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)
Cee Lo Green - Fuck you
It was Paloma Faith before that.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)
That Paloma Faith song with "aaa - aaa - aaa - aaa - aaa - aaa - aaa - aaa" in the chorus.
Did she sing it exactly like that, or did she only sing "aaa" once and have it looped? This has been bugging me for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)
I'm not sure which one you mean...?

(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)
This one, at about 0:40.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvXeUqlfxhY
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)
A bit of headphone action confirms they are separate "aaas" and not one "aaa" she's had looped.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)
Pretty sure she's singing that, not looped.

(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)
I'm glad we see eye-to-eye on this matter.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)
Paloma Faith is well cute.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)
Yup very

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
She's very odd looking
I can never decide if she's fit or not. Same with Florence from Florence + The Machine
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
She's fit.
Smashing eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)
Watching this one now:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=29zumqpqFLM&feature=channel she's pretty cute in black and white. Perhaps it's her hair?
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
Looking good with the hair down.
Good 'n wavy.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Yeah.
I wish I could pull off that kind of colour. And also that my hair wasn't lolmental...
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Your hair suits you.
*least pandering compliment I could think of*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
It's on her head which helps.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)
Definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)
I dunno
I think being a curly-bearded-lady would be hilarious.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)
Hehe, cheers
To be honest, if I woke up tomorrow and it was straight, I'd probably moan like hell.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)
My hair goes wavy and ringlets if it's much longer than it is now.
Actually my beard does that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)
From now on you shall be called Shirley.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)
That's gone right over my head.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)
Shirley Temple.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Hee!
how very piratical. I can't imagine you with ringlet-y hair..
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)
I had hair to my shoulders from 17-21 years old.
If I didn't wear it up it exploded into a fluffy wavy afro, and the pony-tail used to hang in a couple of thick ringlets. I was a massively sexy teenager.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)
you should be glad to have curly hair
mine won't curl at all
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)
Mine used to be straight
then I went really short, and it grew back curly.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)
That's quite strange
(in a good way) how old were you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)
On the subject of possibly fit or not fit
the girl off Glee (Rachel?) the main one whatever her name is has a really divisive face
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
The brunette?
I like the look of her, it also helps that her character is nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
her character is horrible!
And her face is out of proportion
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)
It's only ever on in the background while kiddo watches it so I'm not entirely sure who you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)
looked it up
apparantly she's called Rachel Berry
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)
Her eyebrows are a bit off-putting though.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)
Actually, that's probably it.
they don't match her hair even slightly, and they're too heavy for her face.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)
She doesn't make any concession to conventional standards of eyebrow
I bet she doesn't shave her legs either.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Nah, I bet she does
hairy legs would not 'go' with most of the stuff she wears.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)
watching more I suspect you're right
Her eyebrows are very 'natural' though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)
Better than this:
i.ytimg.com/vi/EJ7LP-hPeCA/0.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)
CHRIST MY EYES
yes, they are.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
I hate those perfectly-defined plucked eyebrows.
They just look fake. Actually I suspect those are tattoos. And what's with that fucking shiny lipstick?! Edit: I mean, in general.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)
I really don't know
I just don't get women who look like that, why they would want to and how the hell they think it looks good.
Also anyone who uses anything - anything - orange on their face.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)
Hahahaha
3.bp.blogspot.com/_MiwQwuqCOiI/SnMNRwfWhtI/AAAAAAAAAEo/AKJF7HivzO4/s400/7.jpg
media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/426694/1005457.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)
Ahahahaha
FFS, it looks so stupid.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
OK, completely the other way now.
media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/426694/1005462.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Avast!
Tis the monobrow of DOOM!
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)
And the third way
kittenkaboom.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/inspiration2010ap1.jpg?w=242&h=312
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)
Yeah, but Amanda Palmer
is freaking awesome.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
no argument here
so glad I saw her in Union Chapel
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)
Clown eyebrows

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
^this
though if it covered my freckles I'd think of it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)
No!
freckles are nice, and orange cake-up never is.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
Yes, freckles are smart.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)
There's a few presenters and celebs on TV that wear that shiny lipstick and it makes me physically recoil.
WHO HAS SHINY LIPS?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)
They do?
I don't get it either. I used to wear lip gloss but not so much that it does that swimmy-looking thing.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)
Physically repulsed.
images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/12981/18_2008/lips.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)
They're not even particularly shiny...
I have seen far worse.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)
So have I, and I cannot unsee.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
What is it about shiny lips that gives you the ick?

(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)
I dunno, I love kissing lips but I reckon it'd be all sticky and weird.
Maybe it's inherent, maybe there's some disease with a shiny-lip symptom that my ancestors experienced.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)
That depends what's in the gloss.
If it's high in silicones, it'll feel smoother than a cheap-arse one that's just white oil and polyisobutene.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)
Thanks for the tip.
I'll be sure to ask to check the ingredients on her gloss next time I'm lining up for a snog.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)
No problem.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)
Hot-bloke?
Runs to the chippy to avoid the usual barrage of abuse I get
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)
More guilt than pleasure really.

(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)
For now.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Real orgasms.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)
eh?
So you normally only have fake ones?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)
Nah, mine are all real.
Other people's.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)
Oh you mean giving them?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Yup.
Fake orgasms are a massive turn-off, in porn too.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)
all of them?
Jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)
I've only faked it once, she was so pissed I don't think she noticed.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)
i dont think ive ever had a real one
Well apart from when ive been by myself Haha
What? Shut up badger? Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Shame man, seriously.
I don't get why partners don't talk to each other about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)
are you suggesting we should have a "conversation"?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Oh my.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)
sorry im quite drunk

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Then we're 50% of the way through my patented pulling technique.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
youre hot
Totally would
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)
100%

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)
when you next in london?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)
GET IN BIG MAN!
Sorry, I appear to be turning into Bobby.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)
I feel sorry for you

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)
There is no cure, but with your help these poor souls can be made comfortable
so give generously.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Hey I am awesome
Noel don't do it. Haven't you seen alien?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)
I think these 2 are totally going to get it on
Once Sexface is finished with her.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)
Oh man, why would you do that to me?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
It's not an insult or anything in any way
Just noting that you'll be getting second hand goods after Sexface has drugged and ruined her.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)
dont worry noel
I've already packed my shears in case sexface gets any ideas.
Snippity snip
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)
I think you'd be a /talk hero if you castrated him.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)
Now everyone changes their minds
And realise it's Sexface who should be scared.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)
awespme
And harsh pod you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)
I feel accepted now

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)
It's how she shows affection

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)
I make passes at Noel all the time.
I wouldn't worry about it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
^_^

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)
I don't get them easily.
I still think sex is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)
Haha!
I have pretended to fall asleep once during sex.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)
Harsh!
Although I did fall asleep during a blow job. Twice. On consecutive nights.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)
time for the "I feel the romance has gone out of our relationship" talk

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)
"I feel the Diamond White has arrived in our relationship."

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
HARSHER!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post943562
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Bestiality.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)
stop lying
you don't feel guilty
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
I feel I should be guilty
at watching Jamie's American Food Revolution
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)
I quite like 30-minute meals.
I don't feel guilty, he's a good home cook.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)
Despite his flaws
I feel that he does try and make an actual difference
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
I really enjoyed the UK one.
He was spot-on about school meals in this country, lowest-bidder junk crap. His campaign made a difference, even if it was brash and self-promoting I respect him for using his powers for good instead of evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)
pretty much what I feel
I think there's a lot of worry about criticism though because it can come across as the middle class telling others how to eat
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)
Also, there's the whole issue of choice and responsibility.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)
People make bad choices
People like responsibility, but are rubbish when given it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)
Often it's the people who grew up with open access to crap, fast food and ready meals in general that have grown into the parents that feed their kids turkey twizzlers.
Whether parents give their kids a balanced diet or not, a balanced approach to food in schools can only be a good thing for a kids wellbeing.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)
This makes sense
food in schools needs to be better in general. If nothing else it's equality across the board
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)
^This
He believes in what he does. I admire this.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)
Of course, the millions he has made out of being the food police must be a comfort too.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
He was making millions anyway.
He put's money back into the business by running schools for aspiring chefs from deprived backgrounds.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
He is a fat tongued mockney CUNT.
Obviously that's just jealousy on my part
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)
Would.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)
That means nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)
It means I would have him.
Him and his fat tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
Do you want him because of his fat tongue
Or because he'll probably conjure up a nice breakfast in the morning?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)
I only eat cereal for breakfast : D

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)
You want a bowl of
Special K J
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)
I don't know if you are thinking
Special Jamie or Special Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)
Pfft!
You know.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
It's the fat tongued mockey cunt isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)
thats twice
it's mockney not mockey. Get it right.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Sorry.
I don't know how I've managed to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
*puts up two fingers*
*points them at my eyes*
*points them at your eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)
Eek!
That's just scary
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)
; )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
SLAG!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Ooh, I badmouth reality TV at every opportunity
but I love the US version of Hells Kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)
I just watched the Nightmare on Elm Street reboot
It was a bit alright, not scary though. Last scariest film I saw was REC, and that was a while ago.
Oh, and guilty pleasures include numetal, Jason statham films and reading Lusty/TgB's love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)
The cider's working then?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
Haha!
Drunk labs is drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
God damn phone browsing

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)
love it is awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)
Sky customers
Pawn Stars is on channel 529 at 10pm. It's the best.

Right. I'm going to start writing a shopping list.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
Don't forget cake.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)
It's not for us silly.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)
*sad face*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
It's my mission of mercy.
I promised someone I'd help them with their shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)
Amberl?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Yeap!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Awwwwww!
Don't forget her condoms.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
I left them off.
I thought that if she got pregnant, she'd save money on milk.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)
and cheese.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)
QotwInJokeLolz

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
In fact the whole world of dairy is covered.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

shopping wanking
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)
You're just being silly now.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Yes I am.
*hangs head in shame*
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)
Drunk?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
No bored and hungover. I am getting off the internet in a minute.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)
Have some booze.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Had a couple of pints earlier to take the edge off. No more otherwise I will be too dehydrated for the gym in the morning

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Have a shandy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)
You're trying to get the whole world drunk.
Stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)
Don't you oppress me!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)
I fucking love a good shandy.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)
A hand shandy?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)
If you're offering.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)
It's surprising to discover there's something Noel would do that I wouldn't
even more surprising to discover its a JeffWank and not a half marathon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)
How do you know a JeffWank isn't a half-marathon?
(Actually, it's more of a half-nelson)

Greetings grapple fans!

Two falls, two submissions or a knock-out will decide the winner!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)

f b
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)
I wish someone would say something in La Horde
I need to know if I've done the subtitles right. Stop being moody French bastards and have a fucking conversation, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
I haven't watched it yet.
No spoilers please.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)
they've started talking now
i got the subtitles right and so far it's pleasingly ambiguous.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)
Bof.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)
Big trouble in little China is on E4 now.
Definite guilty pleasure of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)
I have heard of this but know nothing about it. Please educate me.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)
It's a great comedy film with Kurt Russell and that sex mad bint from sex and the city.
Lots of kung foo, magic and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)
Sounded fine until you mentioned someone from Satc.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)
She's quite good in it. It was made in the eighties.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)
She scares me.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Watch the damn film.
It's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)
Wasn't she the lead actress in Mannequin?
Creepy creepy film
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
Yes.
I don't think it was creepy though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Kim Cattrell?
I could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)
^This

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)
she was in star trek too

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)
I know : )
This is why I forgive her her current shite.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)
She was in that Wild Palms thing too
the one that was compared to Twin Peaks. I have a lot of time for Kim Cattrall.

time penis
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
Star Trek?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
Yup!
Can't remember which film though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)
Doesn't really matter does it?
I won't have watched it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
You have a point.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
Thanks very much!
*Beams*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)
*me up*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)
Nice one Shirley.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)
Actually that's not a million miles off.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)
I demand pictures.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)
I truly hope there aren't any.
In fact I think I specifically rid the world of all photos of me from that era.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)
I think we need to shop your now face onto shirley temple
just for scientific research reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)
IV: undiscovered country
*cries into Spock pillow*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)
Big Trouble in
Little-northern-village is your lifestory.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)
We want no trouble here.
This is a local shop for local people.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)
You live in Royston Vasey.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
It sometimes seems like it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
You need to get out Blousie, you need to get out!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
I KNOW : /

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)
When you go on your UK tour you should get t-shirts printed.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)
Good idea.
Blousie's B3ta tour 2011.

She came, she saw, she conquered.

Not necessarily in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)
Blousie *Coming all over the country*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)
Huzzah!
Coming in Coventry.
Frothing in Falmouth.
Orgasming in Oban.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:26, Reply)
Fucked
In Falmouth.

Or Fucked in Falmouth
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)
Bonked senseless in Brizzle?
hehehe
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)
Pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)
How to pull a Bristolian woman.
www.youtube.com/user/terrytheoddjobman?feature=chclk#p/a/u/0/Ag6cOBDMIk4
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)
That's you, admit it

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)
No, it's not I'm sad to say.
Terry has a number of videos that'll help anyone visiting Bristol for the first time!

Check him out!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)
*snort*
I'm sure cider and a massage would work on Blousie even though she's from the north!
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)
Well the cider would work on it's own.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)
Meh. It'd work on me too!

(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)
*Imagines you texting hot-bloke and saying
I like cider, do you?*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)
Hehe
we had this discussion last night. He likes beer, and does not like cider due to An Incident when he was 17.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:46, Reply)
What was the incident?
Did he go postal and kill a bunch of people?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:47, Reply)
No
drank a ridiculous amount of it and vommed and now can't stand the stuff. We've all been there, right? (I think it was Foster's Ice for me)
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)
What happened to Fosters ice?
I didn't mind that back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)
It was and is, if it still exists,
foul piss. Just like every other lager.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)
I was probably 17 when it came out and all booze was good booze back then!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)
Millenium eve
I was 15 and snuck a load (well about 6 bottles) out of the party to upstairs where the young 'uns were playing on the playstation. They made an unwelcome return about 45 minutes later.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)
Class.
Join the new thread berk, all the other dullards have fucked off.

You can tell me about your favourite sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)
He'd want to be in Cider
I'm sorry, it just came out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)
Ba-dum Tish
that was dreadful
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)
Does that work the other way too?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)
Me, and every other Bristolian bloke I know will do pretty much anything for cider.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)
That's good to know.
Might get lucky at the wedding reception. And as the other half of the family is Irish I'll get some Guiness too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)
Get on the Natch.
It's the future.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:43, Reply)
I'll bear that in mind.
I'm off to bed. Got gym in the morning as it's the only time I can fit it in.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)
Sleep well you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:46, Reply)

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