ha
the talk of leaking nipples and bleeding nether parts and shitty bottoms was enough to make me want to tie my own tubes!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That might sting a bit...

( zulu eh?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:00, Reply)

it all sounds pretty horrendous to me
i think i prefer my foof as it is before having had a bowling ball squeezed out of it, thanks!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:01, Reply)

Sounds like some pretty niche foreplay

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)

that's pingpong balls

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)

It's worth kt
Says me who has the son-who-will-not-sleep at the moment...
( zulu eh?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:04, Reply)

hmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

i love other people's. i think that is enough!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:05, Reply)

I know the feeling :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:00, Reply)

you have younger siblings, no?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)

yeah
made me determined never to have children
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:20, Reply)

Oooh.
Yours would be different I'm sure!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:31, Reply)

they bloody well wouldn't be
I'm not wasting that many years of my life
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:34, Reply)

You're still young.
You wait, you'll be wanting kids.

Anyway, I've noticed lighty has started a new thread. I'll be there if you want to reply. Or if you want more menu ideas!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:35, Reply)