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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That last thread is a bit long.
What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:45, 126 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I think it was too
Now watching The Descent. It's just the pot-holing scenes and I'm already on edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)
Very jumpy film. Good luck.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)
Seen it a long time ago
Brilliant film. No fucking way I'd go crawling about underground.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)
Apart from getting stuck I wouldn't fancy fighting those trolls

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)
Is it on telly?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)
Nah DVD

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)
SO CREEPY
when the creep is crawling across her.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)
Ooh claustrophobia

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)
I agree
Are you watching motd . Utter madness
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)
I am watching MOTD
You know the first sign of madness don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)
It's not the first sign I'm worried about. It's the last, conclusive one.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)
The last one would be Chas Smash
You aren't following this are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)
Not a clue?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)
The first sign of Madness is Suggs walking up your drive-way.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

I knew putting a scope and laser dot on my air rifle would come in handy
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)
Racist
The only reason snipers have those lasers is to make all their victims look like they're sporting a bindi.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)
Dammit
wolves finished off Man City and I missed it. Plus my French zombie movie is just heating up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)
I agree
also there was not enough discussion of football or French zombie movies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)
Cracking result for Wolves today.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)
Did us a favour
A win on Monday puts us 4th.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:17, Reply)
Start a peak time mid week football thread

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)
Tiny bit too long
third episode of the American Food Revolution now
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)
I watched them all when they were shown on Channel 4 a month or so back.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)
the only thing that annoys me
is Jamie addressing everyone as 'bruvva' and saying things like 'yo' to try and get down with the kids
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)
The size of some of those Americans though.
At what point do you have a word with yourself without some Brit come over and saying, 'you know what? You need to eat a bit better'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:17, Reply)
apart from the size
and the general food, the bit that shocked me the most was the realisation most of them couldn't use a standard knife and fork
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)
I think it is
however if you lot start talking about football I'm going to flounce.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)
What is your all-time favourite sandwich berk?
Not only is this NOT about football, neither do I take the piss buy mentioning 'Hot-bloke' in any way, shape or form.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)
A good sandwich needs meat
unless it's brie and cranberry with rocket.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)
Sausage or bacon?
What is the perfect breakfast sarnie?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)
Tiger bread, lurpak, smoked streaky bacon and a fried egg plus reggae reggae sauce

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)
I'm not a fan of streaky bacon.
Way too fatty.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)
Grill the suit out of it tastes AMA ing

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)
AMA ing
Ass-Mouth-Ass-ing?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)
On my Phone and stoned typing is an issue

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)
No surprise there then

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)
Bacon and brown sauce
sometimes with egg and/or mushrooms. I do like sausages but usually I'll go for bacon every time.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)
Mmmmmmmm mushrooms

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)
What bread
And smoked or unsmoked bacon.

Also, HP or tomato sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)
Tomato sauce is heresy
and has no place on anything bar burgers, hotdogs and chips (although mayo is best with the latter). Brown sauce is the sauce of kings.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)
HP
ROCKS

Although I do quite like Daddies Sauce, but I never buy it, it has to be HP.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)
HP is what I've always bought
I presume Daddies is exactly the same stuff with a different name?
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)
No, quite different, but it still has a nice 'bite' to it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:05, Reply)
Sausage and egg
I've tried them all over the years and that's the one I settled on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)
Sauce?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)
I lean towards Tomato sauce
But I would accept Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:37, Reply)
Of course, when I say Brown
I'm not talking HP or Daddies.

I'm a "Wilkins and Sons" man.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:42, Reply)
^totally right
a good sandwich needs meat. Almost without exception
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)
Ideally two types of meat
As a minimum.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)
this I agree with
meat = best of all the foods
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)
I generally enjoy the
Ham, pepperoni and salami triple, acting as a good basis for a sandwich.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)
so you're saying
you love a good sausage fest?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:51, Reply)
My ex-flatmate used to buy spicy Italian sausage for dinner
For some reason he didn't appreciate the jokes about loving hot Italian sausage. Something to do with his girlfriend or something.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:53, Reply)
that must have made the fridge reeeeeeeek
poor penguin. it is not often you engender my sympathy. but.

in fact, this is the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)
Who doesn't?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)
well i for one am a vegetarian
do you know when the last time i let someone slide a piece of meat into my mouth was?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:57, Reply)
Friday night?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:58, Reply)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll....................

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:59, Reply)
This morning?
Just now?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:00, Reply)
dude
what do you think i get up to whilst babysitting?? give me some credit.

i'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower... whoop! i'm making six bucks an hour...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:03, Reply)
the problem is whenever you post
it will be later than that
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:04, Reply)
that's the least of his problems

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:06, Reply)
It's rude to type with your mouth full

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:04, Reply)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfffff

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:06, Reply)
I think it's funny when people forget that the clocks change
Although it's less fun at this time of year, because people just turn up an hour early for things.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)
Do I get an hour extra in bed
Or do I wake up earlier this time?
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)
spring forward fall back
so at 2am it becomes 1am again. So in other words you can go to bed at 00:30 and get up at 07:30 and have slept 8 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)
Or in my case, I'm reading the right time.
I've got no idea how to adjust my watch, so I've been an hour out for months.

It'll be sorted in the morning though!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)
Is it usually this busy here
on Saturday night?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)
Dunno
My first Saturday night on here
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)
Mine too
And I'm surprised. I thought everybody would be celebrating Halloween.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Nah, it's usually pretty quiet due to people having social lives

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)
besides isn't Halloween tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)
You are correct
But I imagine since folk have jobs, they'll be partying tonight rather than tomorrow night.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)
nope
not necessarily. why have a hangover on your own time, might as well get paid for it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:47, Reply)
To make a good impression at work?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:49, Reply)
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:49, Reply)
Well we all know you wouldn't do that

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:52, Reply)
i always make a good impression thank you!
sometimes better than others, admittedly.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:53, Reply)
Yeah
I thought official party night was tonight. It'll be tomorrow in a few minutes, anyway.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:47, Reply)
Big trouble in little china
Great movie

Anyone else watching?
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)
Awesome film
Still watching The Descent though
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)
i think
this is the most sober i've been on a saturday night EVER.

babysitting is not conducive to a great party night!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)
Still soberish
Although I have opened a second bottle.

And won $30 at online poker.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)
well done you
i have spent the evening looking after my friend, her baby and a budgie. this is more responsibility than i normally have in a decade.

the baby and the budgie were not at all sure about one another.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:44, Reply)
Your friends need looked after?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:49, Reply)
well i was being the hostess
we both came up for a mutual friend's baby's first birthday party. it's been a very sober baby-filled weekend. this is more horrifying than your normal halloween horror!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:50, Reply)
Broody?

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:57, Reply)
ha
the talk of leaking nipples and bleeding nether parts and shitty bottoms was enough to make me want to tie my own tubes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:59, Reply)
That might sting a bit...

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:00, Reply)
it all sounds pretty horrendous to me
i think i prefer my foof as it is before having had a bowling ball squeezed out of it, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:01, Reply)
Sounds like some pretty niche foreplay

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)
that's pingpong balls

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)
It's worth kt
Says me who has the son-who-will-not-sleep at the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:04, Reply)
hmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

i love other people's. i think that is enough!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:05, Reply)
I know the feeling :)

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:00, Reply)
you have younger siblings, no?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)
yeah
made me determined never to have children
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:20, Reply)
Oooh.
Yours would be different I'm sure!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:31, Reply)
they bloody well wouldn't be
I'm not wasting that many years of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:34, Reply)
You're still young.
You wait, you'll be wanting kids.

Anyway, I've noticed lighty has started a new thread. I'll be there if you want to reply. Or if you want more menu ideas!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:35, Reply)
Won another $16
could have been better, but time to call that a night as I'm a bit drunk.

Alright Rswipe? Baby sleepinhg now?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:07, Reply)
We've just had two teenage trick or treaters knock on the door.
We pointed out it wasn't halloween until tomorrow and to be fair they went away. So far I can't hear anything being smashed up.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:04, Reply)
Points for trying
Teenagers, idiots...
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:05, Reply)
Spent a total of about six hours queuing at Alton Towers today
I officially fucking hate teenagers.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:06, Reply)
alton towers is the best
but not on a sat, sadly...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:07, Reply)
It was fun regardless
Thirteen was fucking mint. And Oblivion.... Eeeek!
Had to overcome some serious vertigo today. Feel quite smug now.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:10, Reply)
Alton Towers is fucking shit.
If I want to queue, I'll go food shopping in Ethiopia.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:12, Reply)
Never been but it's expensive right?

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)
Ethiopia?

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:19, Reply)
I've been to Ethiopia
It's great and quite cheap, Alton towers on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:27, Reply)
What Bosston says! :)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:25, Reply)
Alright Zulu.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:07, Reply)
Howzit
Life treating you well?
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:10, Reply)
Not too bad cheers.
Had a good day?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:12, Reply)
Quiet
But not work, so a result...
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)
Done owt fun?
I did housework.

Rock and indeed, roll.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:24, Reply)
fucking hell my father is not home yet
dirty stopout. why am i sitting up waiting for him!?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:07, Reply)
Dirty stopout?
Not heard that in ages...

A - I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:12, Reply)
I hope you greet him with
'And what time do you call this?'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:13, Reply)
he's getting his own back haha

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:20, Reply)
Swipe will be all
'Well I hope you got a proper taxi home, and didn't just flag-down a passing car'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:22, Reply)
OMG tony mowbray at middlesboro
how will he do?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)
I've got it on Chainy!!!!
I hope the goal Marv scores is good and he hasn't shinned it.

EDIT: Fuckin' pick 'ee out the stingers!

(That's Bristolian by the way).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:17, Reply)
I think it was!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:19, Reply)
Spot on!
(Goes all KC and the Sunshine Band)

na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-nah, Marvin Elliot, Elliot... Marvin Elliiot....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 0:21, Reply)

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