I've just had two young urban terrorists knock on my door
Giving it the the whole 'trick or treat' thing.

It was brilliant.

Firstly, they didn't know, when I asked them, if they were asking me a question or making a statement (they were probably about 4 years old).

Secondly, their mother who was with them was a proper yummy mummy, which resulted in some shit flirting on my part. 'How can someone as lovely looking as you have some ugly children (well, they were dressed as witches)' blah blah blah.

Long and the short of it, the mother is married to the kids father, based on that I said I couldn't get the kids anything.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:30, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)

They were lucky.
I bought 10 Lamberts on Friday for the other kids that come knocking.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:33, Reply)

do boys find any opportunity to
flirt with girls? for goodness sake. Perhaps I should take some tips for flirting with boys
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:33, Reply)

I'm no point of reference
I'm single.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:33, Reply)

they don't notice

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:34, Reply)

We can turn any situation into a sexually tense hurricane

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:35, Reply)

A one-sided sexually tense hurricane.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Hurricanes are essentially circular
Perhaps a more apt synonym might be "bombardement".

As in "I bombarded her with cock gazzes and now I'm on a register."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)

I have yet to meet any guy who became a sexually tense hurricane.
I think that says more about me than them.
( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)

I've only ever been a sexually tense Category Two storm around you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

not good enough to be a Four aye?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Shaddap.
I got my Saffir-Simpson scale muddled up.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Hehe!
Attempted compliment fail!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)

I must try harder.

( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Hey, it's better than a slight drop in barometric pressure.
Ok, yeah, meteorology isn't sexy.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)

something something a stormy front

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)

Check out the isobars on THAT!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)

Now I've got the Orb's fluffy clouds in my head.

( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Little Fluffy Clouds!
Tune :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)

I'd get him in a high pressure zone

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Increasing relative humidity.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)

with an accompanying warm front

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:54, Reply)

You're a ten on my Beaufort Scale.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

i forecast dry spells

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)

Innit.
More like a drought.
( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)

I sense an atmosphere in here.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)

I'm amazed no one has yet mentioned
hot 'periods'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)

or wet patches

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)

Tomorrow, it'll be damp all day.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)

but all that sultry weather
Is good for growth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)

There might be some depression.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)

+ in the high 30s

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Can we not say the mid-30's?
It'll be less of a depression then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

I hope David Cameron isn't reading this
Discriminating against children because their parents are married is wrong. Probably.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)