*Sings*
Get on board! Get on board!
Come and join the Double Deckers.
Take a ticket for a journey,
On our double decker London bus.
Ring the bell (ding! ding!),
Toot the horn (honk! honk!),
When you ride with the Double Deckers.
Fun and laughter is what we're after,
On our double double double decker bus
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Melvyn Hayes
Unadulterated gaying from Jeff.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:55, Reply)

I'm not having a good night on here am I?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:56, Reply)

well it's not bad for a
coming out night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:56, Reply)

*claps*
Bravo!

But seriously, I'd rather clunge than cock.

And I think using words like 'clunge' is a sure-fire way to pull.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

lh (assless, blue sequined)
( djtrialprice, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Perhaps
You might care to give us all an example of how using the word "clunge" could assist in pulling techniques.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Well nothing else has worked in a while.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)

A lad who works for me
Claims to have had a whole lot of action by approaching girls and saying "I like your hat."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Does he actually like hats, or is that just his 'line'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Other than weddings
I can't think of many social occasions I'd be invited to where hats are worn.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I've done something similar
When I didn't have 42 years of dissolute lifestyle etched upon my face.

I used to walk up to to women and say "Nice Wig."

"It's me reel fuckin' hair yer knobcheese."

"Sorry luv"

Got me a couple of shags, but this was Gloucester.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

I've had that in my head since boarding!
Our kids used to call me Tiger off the Double Deckers as well.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:55, Reply)

they were quite nice chocolate bars

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Urgh! hated double deckers.

( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)

I've not had a double-decker chocolate bar in years.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:59, Reply)

I've only ever had the mini ones

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Too much going on
And didn't they contain flies?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:59, Reply)

:S
I did have to eat a bird right after
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)

can't believe you missed out the spider

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)

I totally swallowed a fly in St Andrews today

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)

Urgh a Scottish fly ?

( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

Ew yeah it was and all

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

she's swallowed worse

( djtrialprice, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

Like your lies about your sexuality?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

her tears in the dead of night
as she wonders when the blow will fall
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Necking bottles of gin and crying at the kitchen table
knowing that someday he'll 'surprise' her with Take That tickets.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Jesus have you been drinking?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)