What are you doing down here Swipe?
This is some serious hip hop business down here. You can only join in if you can rap along to NWA's Express Yourself.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That one's more Crackhouse's area, surely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

i don't think i understand more than two words in every ten

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Then GTFO.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

don't be mean
or i will just post something here about the new killer heels and red satin balcony bra i bought at the weekend, just to ruin your learned chat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

You can stay.
Just as long as you publicly announce that Run DMC were shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

WTF!

( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

I've never even heard of that band.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

You're only young.
Plenty of time to get an opinion on bands you've never heard of.
( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

you see it's like that...
... and that's the way it is
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

: D

( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

I'm sure this is a clever lyric reference.
unfortunately I have Time Warp in my head and cannot hear anything else.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

it really wasn't that clever a reference
trust me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

*trusts*

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Run DMC were wack.
Everybody knows this.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Everybody?
You mean you and your mum.
( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

They went shit
but started out excellent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Oddly
I watched a docu on Run DMC this morning on the Biography channel.

It was either that, or scrapheap challenge.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Eh?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld0ErLw83hw
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Wack.
Ultramagnetic MCs, now they were illin'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

'A Chorus Line' and 'Funky'
are two of the best records ever. As is 'Give the Drummer Some'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

You can stay.
Just as long as you publicly announce that Run DMC were shit post pictures of the bra
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

I like this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

And that's the way it is.

( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

HUUUUHHHH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

it'll be on the ann summers website
somewhere....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

I never thought I'd see the day when the Swipe joins in a hip hop discussion.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

to be fair
i am dragging it down to the level of bras.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Is that really 'dragging it down'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)

well no
it's more pushing it up into two warm creamy swells just above the neckline of my jumper.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

*dies*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

*swells*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)

oh no don't do that!
this place would be a sadder and lonelier place without you.

dozer - that was actually v quick and witty, what happened?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)

I am an erudite and suave man.
What else would you expect?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:26, Reply)

you to move over to the left hand side of the screen like a normal human being

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Is that because all rappy-hip-hoppers are MASSIVE tits?
(We really need Amberl for any hip-hop conversation)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Amberl is welcome in hip hop convos.
I'll let Monty loose on her.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Always a good level.

( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Yay!
I thought you'd be sound asleep by now Blousie!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Was it you that said that hip hop just 'borrows' other people's music?
Have a watch of this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPutHJ4qCss
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)

It was me
I think I also described one of the bands that was recommended as a 'black take that' - So my view isn't a valid one.

So the bloke in that video with the record player, did he record both of those records, or is he just nicking sounds from them both?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)

'Nicking sounds'?
Do you understand the skill involved in what he's doing?
And it's no more 'nicking sounds' than a guitarist playing a G chord is nicking a sound.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)

Dozer.
We've been through this before, and I thought we'd agreed to differ!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Oh Jeff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)

But it's SO easy Monts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Jeff, check the second half of this then. It should cure your 'nicking sounds' misapprehension.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqvWrK_jf3w
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

This almost made me pack up my styluses for good:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbQiQEEVY1A
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

sound asleep friggin yourself off to oblivion
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)