I've got a quite special black eye and split eyebrow from a hockey ball on saturday.
So, obviously, I've got three really important meetings this week. Because there's nothing like going the extra mile in the "looking like a thug" stakes when you're hunting funding.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:22, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

my best mate
has a bf that i really have no time for. i have been asked at parties if he is actually retarded. anyway he also got clobbered by a hockeyball on saturday and is now in hospital awaiting a CT scan.

i am very ashamed that the first thought which flashed through my mind was "how will anyone know the difference".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

maybe they're one and the same, have you ever seen Mighty Badger in the flesh?
No I don't mean like that
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)

impossible
he can string a sentence together.

it might be about science, but at least it is a sentence.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Also
I'm pretty sure I'm not going out with rswipe's best mate. Last time I checked.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)

pictures please

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)

why would you want pictures of that?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I'm in a mood
I want to relish your suffering.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

First big meeting I had at this place
I had a black eye from slipping on ice while drunk.
Part of the agenda was a service for OAPs to warn them about icy conditions, I was mocked.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

www.carefulnowdearitsabiticyout.com?
What? Old people LOVE the internet.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)