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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I feel rubbish and coffee isn't working yet.
Tell me something good and something bad about your weekend.

I enjoyed my Halloween party very much, so that was good. I spent all day yesterday doing fuck all so my flat is still an absolute trash heap, which is bad. I'm out tonight though so Wiggy has to clean it. This is good. He will no doubt take all the awesome decorations down though, which is bad.

I had a job interview on Saturday which I think went ok, so that was good. However, if I make it to the next round I have to be interviewed by two barristers. This is terrifying.

Ok now you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:12, 220 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I had a great night in London and a nice lunch at Tayaabs
It cost me ~£250 though.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)
Interview tip:
When they say "have you got any questions" say "yes, how many barristers do you know called Barry?" and then lol to yourself as you're leaving.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:19, Reply)
I tried really hard not to be 'funny' so even if they thought I was boring at least they wouldn't have thought I was a freak
Wiggy said "just be yourself, y'know, within reason".
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)
I'm sure you did well.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)
It used to be the weekend, which was good.
Now I am at work, which is bad.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)
WOAH TMI

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)
hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)
OK then Kitty, I will
Good: Taking the kids to a Halloween party as they both loved it and had a great time. Making bat cookies and icing them for said party. Making a cool pumpkin for my daughter

Bad: Speaking to a copper at the party who was off to Sunderland later on that night when he started duty quote "to kick some Makem heads in". It was then pointed out that a) he is a copper and probably shouldnt be saying things like that and b) I am a Makem. What a fucking prick! If I'd had a couple of cans more I think I might have been tempted to take him up on his offer right there. Tosspot
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)
What's a Makem?
Are you in an Indian tribe?

I once met a Special in a pub and as soon as I said that I worked for a firm of solicitors specialising in criminal defence he proper laid into me about it so I ended up asking him if he behaved well did he get to drive the van. He stormed out after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)
A Makem
is someone from Sunderland in "local" speak. Different from a Geordie

P.S.

Did you " " when you said Special
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)
yeah probably
I think I said it with loathing
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)
Nice
Presumably he was disappointed as I imagine any potentially volatile Makem fans would have left Newcastle as quickly as humanly possible
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)
He also told a "hilarious" tale
about his boss being a massive Newcastle fan and at the last derby match in Sunderland charging from behind the Police lines to smack someone with his truncheon (!) then hiding back in with the rest of the pigs. Truly "hilarious". Oh how we laughed.....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Good to know that hooliganism is being countered with such moderate measures

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)
My thoughts entirely
Suffice to say my kids will not be mixing with his spawn from now on if that is the level for morals....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)
something good.....
...... lots of great things, it was a really great weekend.

something bad.... more detail here because nobody likes a happy lawyer.... 5 hour drive home because some fool let their cow cavort around the m6 and brought it to a standstill. got to work to find some pikey thieving cleaner has whipped £50 of shampoo/conditioner from my box of stuff that arrived last week, and the office manager's response was "you should have locked them up". and i got ANOTHER PARKING TICKET. this time for being parked in my own street. with a permit. i can only think the leaves from the trees must have obscured the permit. the council will not get away with this.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:22, Reply)
I can't believe your office manager's response, if there is a thief in the office it needs dealing with.
Maybe she stole it. Go around and sneakily smell everyone's hair until you find the culprit. Or get sectioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)
it has got to be the cleaners
i'm sorry, but what man steals shampoo/conditioner/styling cream???

my "hand relief" also got nicked, my perfumes disappear far too rapidly even with my 20 squirt a day habit, and the manager says "we can't prove it's the cleaner" ????

it is enough to make me learn how to use the webcam on my laptop and set up a sting involving some chanel lipgloss and a bobbi brown bronzer!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Or...
Take your stuff home with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)
as i said to the office manager
if the box of stuff had been small enough to fit in my desk drawer, it would have been small enough to carry home. it had to wait until i could bring the car in, which has to be sundays given the stupid parking restrictions around here that were put in place with no thought for me and my haircare needs.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)
MUST.....NOT......MOCK......
hand relief and 20 squirt a day habit........
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)
you are aware that a few squirts of perfume in the morning
lasts all day?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)
yes
this is why my boss banished it when i sat with him
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)
good on him

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)
That is NOT an acceptable response from your office manager
so it's YOUR fault that you've got some pikey thieving shit working in your office? I think not.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)
this is exactly what i felt like putting
but instead i swore a lot and kicked the trainee around the room a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

kicked shagged
around the room
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)
I would kick off about that, to be honest
it's not acceptable. Theft is theft, regardless of the item taken. What if it was your office manager had left her purse on the desk, popped out for a wee and it had been nicked when she got back? She wouldn't be fucking happy then. Tell her to sort it out, or else rig up that webcam!
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Your eyes are almost the same colour as mine
But your photos seem to have the massive dildos edited out of them.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)
why are you perving at my photos
perv!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)
Because you told us you were posting photos of yourself
so I wanted to see them in case I was spot on with my original guess.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)
there is a hole in your story somewhere
other than an asshole, clearly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)
What's with the hostility!?
I was nicely pointing out that you have almost the same colour eyes as me, which is unusual as very few people that I've met have that colour eyes.

Just because your shampoo got stolen you shouldn't take out your impotent rage on people on the internet. Pixels have feelings too you know.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)
what colour are they?
I can't be arsed to facestalk
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Same as mine

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)
that doesn't help me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)
first you moan at me for not having any pics on facebook to stalk
then when i put some up, you can't be arsed to stalk them

honestly!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)
I though they were very much worth the effort of stalking
You're looking fine in them.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)
awwwwwwwwwww
now i have to like you and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)
having had a bit of a stalk
it was worth it.

can't stalk Al though, apparently I'm not good enough to be allowed to see his photos.

I suspect my eyes might be the same colour as well. We should start a club.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)
this means i have to like you too
a mutual appreciation society!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)
*high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)
I can't believe no-one has pointed out the obvious
namely, that it should be impossible to CARRY £50 worth of conditioner or shampoo.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)
that is a very good point

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)
god that's only 2 bottles!
the rest of the box has been rescued and is now safely in my bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)
I've got a quite special black eye and split eyebrow from a hockey ball on saturday.
So, obviously, I've got three really important meetings this week. Because there's nothing like going the extra mile in the "looking like a thug" stakes when you're hunting funding.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:22, Reply)
my best mate
has a bf that i really have no time for. i have been asked at parties if he is actually retarded. anyway he also got clobbered by a hockeyball on saturday and is now in hospital awaiting a CT scan.

i am very ashamed that the first thought which flashed through my mind was "how will anyone know the difference".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)
maybe they're one and the same, have you ever seen Mighty Badger in the flesh?
No I don't mean like that
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)
impossible
he can string a sentence together.

it might be about science, but at least it is a sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Also
I'm pretty sure I'm not going out with rswipe's best mate. Last time I checked.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)
pictures please

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)
why would you want pictures of that?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)
I'm in a mood
I want to relish your suffering.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)
First big meeting I had at this place
I had a black eye from slipping on ice while drunk.
Part of the agenda was a service for OAPs to warn them about icy conditions, I was mocked.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)
www.carefulnowdearitsabiticyout.com?
What? Old people LOVE the internet.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)
Went to the Golden Star pub quiz last night
We came third, which is good considering the opposition. I got a question about Ghostbusters wrong, which is inexcusably bad.

Went to the theatre yesterday evening to see Tango Pasion, which was brilliant. I actually can't think of a corresponding downside, except my sadface that I can't yet do all of the amazing lifts on display with Ms Foxtrot owing to her being nearly as tall as me (and nothing to do with my lack of upper body strength, obviously)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)
I went to a fun party
but while trying to Limbo I've damaged the ligaments in my knee and ended up in A&E on Sunday morning
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)
You fucking chobber.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)
I was assuming that your facebook status was some kind of joke

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)
yeah I thought he was exaggerating that too
Al you big retard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)
It's really annoying
I kept getting told off by mrs al for trying to help round the house on sunday instead of sitting on the sofa.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)
Sounds tough.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)
I love this
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)
Maybe if you lost some fucking weight this sort of thing wouldn't happen
you chubber.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)
mostly the weekend was good
mrs had a horrible cold though, so I couldn't reap the benefits of our lodger not being around all weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)
I bet she really appreciates your sympathy

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)
I have been sympathetic
but it is just a fucking cold, it's not like it's crippling.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)
it was when you had it last week

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)
hardly

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)
Tip: Women recover from flu quicker if you show their breasts affection
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)
I suspect lies

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)
Semen
Also has remarkable healing properties but only if extracted directly from the special dispensing tube...

True Facts that I havent in anyway made up.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Good things about my weekend:
erm. I saw hotbloke (briefly) on Friday, and got to chill out and stuff.
Bad things: I didn't get invited to any parties and was hellish bored. I also looked at some of the PhD applications I have to do and was terrified.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)
which one is hotbloke?
I mean I haven't heard anything about this, not like "which one is he in the massive pile of boys you're standing atop?"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Christ, you've somehow managed to miss me moaning about this?
Meh. Ask JeffTheDogFucker (no, it's not him, but he seems to derive an unseemly amount of glee from the whole thing)
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)
It's not glee berk
I am just the person who reminds you you've got a boyfriend. A boyfriend who isn't hotbloke.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)
I am very much aware of this fact, thank you.

(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Well don't call it 'glee' then!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)
I'm none the wiser about who hotbloke is
All I know now is that Jeff likes to judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)
It's entirely unrelated to bash shenanigans
so not someone you know. I have been naughty recently :(
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)
so you have two hotblokes plus boyfriend?
that's some impressive work, you must be exhausted!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)
I wouldn't say I 'have' two hotblokes
I have just, erm. Acted in a manner that suggests I am single around two men who aren't my boyfriend?
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)
We have a word for that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Allow me?
SLAG. Yeah, I know, shocking etc.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)
I was thinking indecisive bitch
/been on the other end of a girl who pretended she didn't have a boyfriend, I burnt my neck, I didn't like it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Indecisive is another good word
possibly less harsh than I deserve, however.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)
I screamed the word bitch in my head if that's any help.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Yeah, but Jeff likes to judge, so it's all okay.
(I never knew there were TWO hot-blokes)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)
Yes, well.

(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)
*GLEES*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)
*sighs*

(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)
Good: Saw my brother on Friday night, had a good laugh with him, Saturday wasn't bad, and I was on Fallout 3 until 3am this morning.
Bad: Fucked my foot up on Saturday night, meaning the night ended at about 11, usually Hallowe'en is fucking superb, last 2 years it's ended early for me, and I know that when the Lucozade wears off, I'm going to be knackered!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)
how did you hurt your foot?
gory and embarrassing details please. If it's lame I'm putting you on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Better ignore me then
I slipped on some cobbles, just tweaked a muscle or summat in my foot, still weak from when I broke it earlier this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)
The Halloween party
I went to was excellent, some excellent costumes and pretty much every female there was petrified of my and my eyes. Apart from one who gave my her number and told her to take me out for Sushi in Farringdon. Strange.

All soured slightly by my ex, who when I tried to leave, followed me down the street crying. That was not fun.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)
That wasn't a girl, mate, it was Gonz in a dress.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)
Oh dear Lord in Heaven
Gonz is fit mate, GET IN :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)
I had to look after a crying girl for about 40 minutes on Saturday,
she also had a go at me for talking to another girl and then cried at the bar and then got off with another random bloke.
She was weird.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)
that bar is literally full of 22 year old secretaries
all trying to pull rich lawyers/accountants. then the occasional post-room boy pretending he IS a lawyer/accountant.

but only the braindead ones go on a friday , when all the lawyers/accountants have had to go home to their wives. it's thursdays when that place kicks off, it can be really quite grim.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)
I got there about 10:30 and there were already people being escorted out
barely able to walk.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)
Good things:
Lovely steaks and wine Friday night, a potter about town Saturday afternoon followed by a delicious meal of roast partridge and rabbit stuffed with Spanish black pudding, then out to a party in the evening and had much fun with my little girl yesterday*.

Bad: spent loads of money, the party was in fucking Brixton hell, I was the oldest person there by a good ten years, there was nearly a riot on the night bus home.

*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)
That sounds most pleasing!
The Good things: anyway

EDIT:

She has a good stance there!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)
the partridge, rabbit and black pudding sounds fucking lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Plus steak and wine!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)
The restaurant was great.
Other options included a snail and bacon salad, and other waki shit. I had a splended armagnac afterwards, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Whereabouts was the party?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)
In a house* full of Scots just off New Park Rd in Brixton


*a 'hoose'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Fuck man
I was 4 streets away from you! I was on Hayter Street getting bawled at.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)
Was there a moose, loose aboot that hoose?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Aye, laddie.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Cute kid
But she's singing up into the mic like that Liam Gallagher twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)
*coughs*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)
LESS THAN A MONTH!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)
I cannot fucking wait.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)
You make an excellent point

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Who's he then?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)
I was going to ask this

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmy

(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)
Don't let Rachelswipe see that piano.
She'll want one.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)
she is absolutely gorgeous
@ bgb - AND the child!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)
Awwww, are you getting all broody?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)
i spent sat and sun babysitting my friend's 18 month old
i am very good at buying party dresses and spoiling. i am not very good at nappies, sick, screaming, 6am wake ups, cbeebies or any of the rest of that shite!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Thank you! I quite agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Tell your ex to clean up all that crap in the background.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)
Haha that's my crap
Her house is clean and tidy to the point of OCD.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)
Cute kid Monts.
You must be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)
Have you seen the parents?
Not surprising really.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)
I've seen a picture of Monty.
And it was all just hair, so that isn't a gauge.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)
I am more proud of her than is possible to put into words.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)
Oooh.
You have a 'Bob' level of pride!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)
stop it now
it's bad enough that you are so charming and apparently smoking hot.

now you're revealing a soft centre as well, it's all too much.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)
he's a bastard-coated bastard
with a creamy bastard centre
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)
What's your kid called?
Am I allowed to know that on The Internet? I'm just curious.

Also, if other people posted pictures of how OMG CUTE their kids are you would get a proper whinge on.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Also, if other people posted pictures of how OMG CUTE their kids are you would get a proper whinge lob on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)
Braised a rabbit yesterday after getting a text on Saturday from someone who was about to eat rabbit. This made me jealous so I had to cook one.
Other than that I nursed a hangover, watched some Bond films and did fuck all else.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)
I've just discovered that some slag has nicked my username

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Fucking Slag whore

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)
They deserve a thorough raping for such a disgusting act.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)
indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)
I wondered what the full stop was about
Message them some abuse. Make sure you include the term "big fat al"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)
Hence the full stop?
Lesson - when changing one's username temporarily, always have a backup account which you can transfer it to.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)
precisely.
I'm not too bothered about it really
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)
My weekend was meh.
As usual.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)
You got drunk with me on Friday.
It wasn't all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)
I suppose *shrugs*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)
Charming.
It won't happen again.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)
Getting drunk with someone on-line loses it's charm when you can't shove the person your getting drunk with in a hedge on the way home.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Shoving people into your bush
when drunk is something of a habit isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)
I broke that habit a long time ago.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)
*there there*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)
I like this thread very much but
as always, I catch them late, and it's almost impossible to read it now.

I went to visit Mark yesterday, which is good; but I had to fly this morning from Gatwick, so I'm shattered.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)
Good: Drank 1.5 litres of awesome scrumpy (7.8%) and watched horror films with friends
Then on Sunday I went to see my folks, and had roast pork, crackling, pigs in blankets, roast potatoes, peas and some tasty carrots and parsnips that my dad cooked with a mustard and mango chutney glaze. Absolutely delicious.

Bad: Stubbed my toe quite badly, but it's alright now.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)
So 3 pints of scrumpy then. Odd how that sounds less than 1.5l when it's actually a bit more.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Yes, that is odd, but a good point
It was very tasty, although I was drinking on a fairly empty stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Scrumpy on an empty stomach is a brave thing to do.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)
But the RIGHT thing to do.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)
Maybe...
I started to get my hangover headache before going to bed, but thankfully woke up fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)
You are genuinely mad in the head.
Scrumpy at any point is WRONG, and on an empty stomach it is suicidal.*

*alright, not suicidal. But you'll feel so ill the next morning you might feel suicidal then..
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)
I felt fine
Cider, and by extension scrumpy, is my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)
I'm a west country lad.
I understand the workings of cider!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)
You'll learn one day that scrumpy is ftw

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)
I have had it once
it made me hilariously ill. Plus it smells weird.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Try it again.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)
+Unless you're a veggie
In which case, don't as it won't be suitable for you
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Whyso?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Lots of the farm cider around these parts aren't suitable for veggies.
There are countless dead rats in the bottom of the vats and a lot of farmers will add meat to the mix to help the fermentation process.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)
o_O

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)
On second thoughts...

(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Special Meat.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Veggie?!
Fuck off. I'm a girl who likes her meat, thank you very much! (fnar fnar)
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)
We know berk.
You like your meat HOTbloke.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)
I swear I'm going to come down to Brizzle and kick your arse.

(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:34, Reply)
Oh fuck someones put some photos up on facebook from 1999.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)
no one cares

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Loads of people do care,
but they just can't admit it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Ok then
Good: lectures done for today, all I have to do is tax my car and post Darth the wire.
Bad: fallout new Vegas is glitched to hell and has ruined my game.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Mine's not
It's been running fine for over a week. Such a good game
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Same here al
Really enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)
It's decided to trap me in the ultra luxe
I have to lose about six hours. Small glitches I can forgive but doors that don't work is stupid
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Have you downloaded the latest patches?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)
I've not even got to teh strip yet, I've been playing around in the wasteland too much.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)
I just made a character with
10 strength, 10 endurance, 7 luck and all other stats at 1.
I'm running round with a meat cleaver chopping people in half.

But I can barely talk.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)
That sounds like retarded fun
I'm more balanced, but I hardly get to kill anything now as Boone shoots their faces off before I can see them.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)
It's made it a bit too easy
but I don't really want to get rid of him
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)
Spotter perk is great. What isn't great is when he gets stuck in s rock

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)
I switched to using, erm, Felica Day's character
The BoS woman? She's now in power armour with a punchy-shotgun-fist-thing, and is destroying things. Still gets owned by Deathclaws though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)
Still not found any dc yet. Off to Hoover dam if I can sort this door out.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Deathclaws are around the Quarry place by Sloan

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)
A power fist with a gun?
That sounds cool.

How did splitting up with your woman go?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)
It went.
Here's the item: Ballistic Fist
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)
I'm level 22
And have done most of the strip, but am now exploring the harder parts of the Mojave.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)
I am level 22 but if I have to reload I'll be 18. I got slack on saving

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)
It's an epic game. Due to my love of all things cowboy
I prefer it to 3. The strip is good but no spoilers. Only thing I'll say is get your lockpick maces and find the snipers shack.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I'm waiting for xbox to release them. Are you playing on the pc?
I don't think xbox has a new patch out since the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)
Well if you will play the game on such a massively unsuitable platform
then it's entirely your own fault. I tried playing Morrowind on my friends XBox for a while, but it's so crap compared to the PC version.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I know I know but never been a pc gamer.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)
THE FUCKING WIRE YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)
Fuck off you miserable aids magnet.
You have annoyed me so much with your attitude I am going to send you a copy too so you might catch yourself on and shut th fuck up for once
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)
I HAVE A COPY OF THE WIRE SEASON ONE
I WATCH IT EVERY DAY. TWICE.

I'M YELLING BECAUSE IT'S SO GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)
I meant all 5

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)
I couldn't handle all five seasons
that's just too much awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)
In that case you are forbidden
From discussing the wit with me now pipe down
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)
FUCK YEAH CUPCAKES AND CORSETS AND POLE AND SHOES

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)
you missed out Vipros.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)
and nommy sammiches.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)
This is like the plus-minus game.
+ Some parts of the party were entertaining, I learnt a new word and did fuck all really.
- I got incredibly stressed, I didn't enjoy most of the party and I'm really really fucking confused about something.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)
What new word did you learn?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)
Oh hang on, I knew it already. I just needed to see it written down to realise.
We were discussing it more as a concept. It was "louche". Which in my head I always read as "l-ow-ch" (I got told off for pronouncing scintillating as... skintillating)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)
I hate when people pronounce it skedule

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)
My defense is that I learnt a lot of words by reading them
and I never really read aloud.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Aw man, I missed out on that awesome party.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)
It actually was brilliant, that bit
The most louche of my friends turned out to be the half-Greek half-Scottish lanky handsome chainsmoker. Not very surprising really.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)
what is the something?
We can has help on teh intarwebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)
I think she should burn something.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)
I've been moaning too much recently
it's almost as bad as talk about the football.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)
I dunno
talk about football is really really fucking dull
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Agreed
I know computer game talk can be dull for others, but football talk is infuriating.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Did someone steal your name?
You can gaz Cr3 about it, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)
they did.
I'm not really bothered. It's probably Al anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:34, Reply)
okay
my dia de los muretos party was awesome, and a massive amount of fun.

Argos lied about the measurements for my new fridge, and it wouldn't fit through my front door.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)

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