Your last idea is a winner
Be sure to record it too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

we can all go too and sit at the next table, looking over the top of our menus

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Ok, but don't get the soup
It'll inevitably get knocked over you in the ensuing scuffle.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Please, I knock soup over as soon as it's left the kitchen
Yesterday I knocked over a pint of orange squash and it fell upside down on the floor, creating a seal that kept it half full. I didn't know what to do after that so I let Wiggy deal with it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Impressive
Could only have been better if it trapped a spider at the same time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

If it had trapped a spider Wiggy would have fled the room
and I would have had to deal with it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Do people ever film your day to day life
For later use in comedies?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

They should. I am a walking cartoon.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

*scowls*
If this was true I would draw a big hole underneath you!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

+leading straight to bed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

ooh like in Wallace and Gromit, only the other way around

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)

kinky

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Film it.
It would make a fortune at the cinema as a lolwaki romantic comedy.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

you didn't answer if the friend is the same friend you were talking about on the train
We'll call him Bieran. He sounds a bit douchey but you also did sound like you were quite fond of him.

You're also quite fond of the lion, but is this infatuation or actual feelings?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Yes I did, see below.
I am quite fond of him, but not quite in the way he wants me to be. Sex was excellent though.

I'm not sure yet, could be. I'm not going to see him this week, so that'll probably help me find out.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Three men and a little lady.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)