Get them all in a room together
Get them all drunk, then have a fight to the death, winner takes Applebite to bed.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How very Scott Pilgrim
I think this may be the answer...
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Of course you'll need a token girl too.
And themed weaponry.

I baggsie the part of Wallace Wells.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Yay
I approve of this post.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:12, Reply)

You just want to see men
fighting so you can take another one to add to your pile.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I do not have a man pile!

(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:13, Reply)

You really, really
want one though.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I really really don't
it would be all complicated and messy. messy messier
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I doubt you'd have
any problem controlling the mess.

I think you should lend one to Applebite though.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Are they arranged into more of a human pyramid shape then?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

There is no pile, heap or otherwise quantity of men.

(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:18, Reply)

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:20, Reply)

there is a quantity
even 2 is a quantity. And you're a scientist, you should know that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Naked and blindfolded
it's like Gitmo all over Chez berk.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Yeah, she's not that fussy!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I'm totally cool with this.
FLP boxes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:07, Reply)

but Mieran (name changed, aren't I sly?)
punches people for fun.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:08, Reply)

And breaks his hand doing so.
I can't remember what happened to the guy he punched, but I think he got knocked out.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:12, Reply)

He sounds a prick
It's the same as someone who does a Martial Art using it to break someone's arm, if you're trained, you should be careful.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:13, Reply)

he's clearly not trained
otherwise he wouldn't have broken his own hand. He's obviously a spastic.

Mind you, if he was punching someone when not in a fight that he couldn't avoid then he is a dick anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I said this
angry young man is angry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Noooo,
Two different people. The boxer is not the one who punched someone's lights out.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Ahh, that's not so bad then
I just have a perennial hatred of anyone who tries this, after a lad who used to do weird holds on me his Dad had shown him, they were fucking agony.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:17, Reply)

wrestling is so homosexual

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Not wrestling, I think his Dad was a policeman or summat
These were holds to restrain people
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)

someone discovered that doing the vulcan death grip on me makes me fall over
it was well annoying.

Luckily they've forgotten about it now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Haha!
I taught my nephew this.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

It's always painful
when they go in dry
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:27, Reply)

You'd know

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)