In: talking dirty (makes me feel self-conscious & ridiculous), threesomes/moresomes - no thank you, BDSM - fuck off you're not whipping me or tying me up.

Out: Mean behaviour, hairy toes, BO and shouting in public.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Threesomes are great fun, don't knock em til you try em
Granted, I'm yet to have one with 2 girls though...

*awaits inevitable and unfunny strikethrough*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I don't have the nerve, or the desire to watch my gf with anyone else. In fact the mere of that upsets me greatly.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I'm not aversed to the idea of a threesome
I just don't think I could bear the shame of seeing the girl again in a normal situation.

Maybe we should hire a call girl.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Make it a birthday present for Wiggy?
He really would love you forever. Your mantle of 'Best Girlfriend Ever' would likely be permanant.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I once gave him a blowjob whilst he was smoking a spliff
I got the title then.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)

One of mine used to greatly enjoy giving me blowjobs when I was on the phone.
I had booked the day off once, but they needed to contact me for something. I answered, as we weren't doing anything at the time, and she decided she'd show me how much her gag reflex was disappearing.

Great fun, but difficult to not have your voice wobble when you're chatting to your boss.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I once did that to a guy when he was on the phone to his girlfriend.
Bring on the judgement.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)

*JUDGES*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

*FEELS JUDGED*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Good girl!
Good to see we're all as bad as each other!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:07, Reply)

this is a lifelong dream of mine
and have never managed it :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I'll be round in 5
hours.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Well, if you ask Kitty nicely, she might introduce you to him
EDIT: I THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY, DAMNIT!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)

You should
just get another bloke and get spitroasted. You'd never have to see Wiggy with another girl.

You'd just have to put up with some DP.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I would so never have a threesome with another bloke
too many plugs, not enough sockets.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

yes, this! Dirty talking = ridiculousness and lolling
ooh you're so vanilla Battered.

I lolled a bit at shouting in public, it's just not something I would think a bloke would care about, but now I'm picturing you cringing as she shouts "OI STEVE! STEEEEEEEEEEEEVE! STEEEEEEEVE OVER HERE!" in the street.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I am happy to be considered vanilla. Skilled & adept vanilla that is.
Shouting in public is undignified, by anyone - not just women.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)

True.
If I desperately wanted the attention of someone on the other side of the road. I would cross over and talk to them. I wouldn't dream of shouting to them.
Also chanting at football matches. I concede that there would be less atmosphere without it, but I'm cetainly not going to join in.
(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)