The girth of Noel's thread is quite frightening.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:42, 58 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I prefer girth to length myself.

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:45, Reply)

This is funny because girth is usually (outside engineering)
used to refer to the width of the penis.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:47, Reply)

How amusing.
And I was caught out very quickly.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:48, Reply)

I feel bad now you've invited me and I'm probably not going to come
it would be supremely awkward if I turned up though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:48, Reply)

I'm sure you'll have a good time,
bring a friend along if you want. But obviously there's no pressure it's a trek from london and I'll understand if you can't make it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Haha, we'll see.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:52, Reply)

Dude, I'll chaperone you if you like?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Pfft!
Chaperone, yeah right ; )
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Yah, she gets it stop cock blocking me.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:11, Reply)

I would never block your cock hon.

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a0nREbuoJA
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)

I love that song.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)

I need to watch more comedy shows.

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:15, Reply)

LET'S DO IT.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)

If you're up for it, it sounds like a laugh.
Chopmy's irl friends can't be any worse than this bunch of cunts.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)

...this is going to end up like those Facebook events where thousands of people turn up.
Not so sure Chompsy will be happy with that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:16, Reply)

well at least all you guys got invites
I'll just slit my wrists and bleed all the way home down high st ken
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:22, Reply)

I never got one too.
I'm going to drink myself into a stupour. It's the only way I can cope.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)

he should feel comfortable enough in inviting me
he knows I won't come!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Please fly over.
Just to mess with him.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)

hmm...I'll have to have the servant boy get the jet out of storage...

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:40, Reply)

It's rather pleasant alright.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:48, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNKUA0vKrsI
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)

Story of my fucking life.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:04, Reply)

I entirely deserved a telling off, by the way
I think things just got a little out of hand.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)

I think I'm a little lost here my dear.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Your comment about my dad in the latter thread.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Cheesy peas?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:20, Reply)

No, about the argument.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Oh shit yeah, damn.
Nah man, he was fucking out of order. If I ever got pissed off enough to say that to my daughter I'd apologise the next day, the guy deserves a kick in the bollocks for even thinking of saying that shit out loud and no mistake.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:25, Reply)

It'll be ok. I'll call my mum. She'll be nice.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:28, Reply)

*swear swear insight insight swear*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:31, Reply)

How accurate :)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:34, Reply)

I just read my reply back, I think this will be the formula for all my advice replies from now on.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)

I wonder how that'll go down with the counseling :P
It'll be like In Bruges but the English countryside rather than Belgium.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Perhaps you're right.
I tend to find empathy and listening skills more useful than swearing and prescribed advice.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:40, Reply)

May I ask, what's your sig about?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:42, Reply)

BGB's recipe for success.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)

This is going wrong. I only like/have experienced one.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)

You have youth on your side.
Plenty of time for more Quorn :)
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)

There is always time for more Quorn.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Perhaps you need to get more than one in a room at the same time to achieve enlightenment.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I just don't like raw tomatoes or ryebread.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)

And remember to wash your hands.

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Cock gags! Wahey.
Asda strawberry squash ftw
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:05, Reply)

I like a straw with girth

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:08, Reply)

Phwoar!

( zulu eh?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Now that I'm immune to chilli, I find horseradish and wasabi irresistible.
Do you like spicy food?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Yes I do
My arse doesn't though...
( zulu eh?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)

The arse gets used to it just like the tastebuds do.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:11, Reply)

how do you get to the point where you can distinguish the flavour of the food from the heat?
swig haberno exctract?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:30, Reply)

From experience, proper home-cooked Kasmiri food more often than is usual.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:36, Reply)

I don't even know what that is *research time*

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)

oh, kristine, you big dumb

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)

You've clearly got an eating disorder.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:11, Reply)

I like heat but with the ability to taste the other flavours also.

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)

I think there's a threshold where no amount of chili can mask the taste of the food
which I think is where I'm at now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:15, Reply)