I hate religion in weddings
It's always dull, and they make you stand for ages.
Alt: I've been to four this year, and the best was in London. The reception was in the Royal Horseguards, the food was amazing, the drinks were astonishingly reasonably priced, the band was good and I DJ'd a blinding set at the end.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:27, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Shining the lights into the kids eyes again?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Kept the strobe on for 4 hours.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

"It was such a good night, even the Epileptics joined in with the dancing!
Should have seen them, shaking away..."
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I am sad that there will be no terrible Horseguard porn at my wedding.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

There's always the honeymoon for that sort of thing.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I was about to say "It can be arranged"
Then remembered it's illegal.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Is it?
I bow to your professional knowledge.
Also, please don't look at our computers.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Illegal under the Extreme Porn act
Bestiality, that is. Necrophilia porn is too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

The horse was asking for it.
It said "NAYYYY" but its eyes said yes.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

My sister got married at the hotel at Camelot theme park
After the ceremony, one of the knights came over on his horse, and saluted the couple, was fucking sweet!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I think it's important
stops it turning into a big party. People should take it seriously.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

No religious stuff allowed in civil ceremonies.
I guess that's why they're civil.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

You should still have a bloke telling you not to be a cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

The phraseology is somewhat different but it amounts to the same thing.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)