Am I the only one that thinks weddings are class?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like them too.
One of the last ones I was at I fell backwards through a door while attached by my tongue to the bride's brother. Didn't spill a drop of wine either.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Was he made of ice?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Only his cold, cold heart.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

But I assume that's not what you were interested in?
I've never pulled at a wedding *sadface*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Nope. I love weddings
The last one I went too I left with a backpack full of wine to drink on the 5 hour train ride back to Cornwall. Maybe CHB is right I am a pikey!
( Peej, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Did you tarmac anything?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

No
Does that get me off the hook?
( Peej, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I'm still getting "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" flashbacks.
Did you have a child bride with a 100ft train?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Nah she was 21
and the train was modest
( Peej, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)