unless it is someone i really love
or i am involved, like a bridesmaid and therefore getting a little bit of attention, i find weddings pretty tedious until the drinking/dancing stage.

however, this saturday is army wedding day. my lovely friend james has confirmed the following critical pieces of info: (i) yes swipe there will be many army officers there; (ii) yes swipe, it will be a total sausage fest; (iii) fine swipe, i have annoyed my bride by messing with her seating plan to put you next to my friend who is the heir to the rolls royce fortune (no idea if he is rolls or royce, nor do i give a flying fuck so long as he looks good in his uniform); (iv) for fucks sake for the millionth time swipe, yes they will be wearing dress uniform.

i am looking forward to this wedding a LOT more than usual.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I await your posts of the fun/shame that will be forthcoming.
I have decided to live vicariously through your adventures.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)

i deliberately said i didn't want a plus one when he asked me a few weeks ago
i am now, however, wondering if i should have taken one of my female friends as a wingman.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

BGB's hoping you'd take her
She's positively frothing at the clopper at the mere thought of it
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

i wouldn't want the competition

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Are the majority of Army Officers not raving benders or depressed beyond tablets?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Only when Kitty is there

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)

*waits for stories on Monday of how swipe made an arse of herself in front of all the soldiers*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Hur hur, rswipe

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)