Policeman 'put song lyrics' in lawyer inquest evidence
Hi all,
this story recently broke onto the news scene.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11672840

It concerns the barrister shot by police for brandishing a shotgun- I'm sure you remember the event. Alledgedly, one of the firearm officers inserted song titles into his evidence, reminiscent of the World cup squad in 1998 when they were being interviewed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C9NxPkyVsU

My questions is : "What song titles could the firearms officer have quoted?"

I'll start the ball rolling....Shot in the dark
(bugboy, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:21, 46 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

"I shot the sheriff"
And I still don't understand why people raise any problems with this guy being killed?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:24, Reply)

This is a better bbc news link
How the fuck did I not know about this, it's like a bloody film.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11098058
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I thought the exact same thing when I read the bomb story- two seconds of wikipedia later...

A comedy movie loosely based around the events, 30 Minutes or Less (2011) starring Danny McBride and Jesse Eisenberg is also filming.[24]
(bugboy, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:32, Reply)

That is genuinely the most interesting thing I have read on the internet for some time.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Brilliant isn't it.
Total madness.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I want a walking stick gun.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Most obvious walking stick gun I've ever seen.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:48, Reply)

which is why I like it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Barristers do something similar all the time
They play a game, daring each other to insert bizarre words in their closing statements.

Songs: Pistol-grip pump, Drunk with a gun, Big man with a gun, Diamonds and guns, Get my gun etc...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:25, Reply)

diamonds and guns
transplants?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Good track

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Bingo!
Great song.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

not heard that in years and years

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Not even on those stupid Pantene adverts, or whatever the fuck it is?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I just listened to it, it's still good

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

"I never drew first but I drew first blood"
Blaze of glory
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:26, Reply)

you bender

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)

It's not my fault Bon Jovi did the soundtrack to Young Guns 2
that whole film is basically a pop video. All the songs are about guns and blazing and wotnot.

How about "Killing an arab" by The Cure
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Sound of the police.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Bang bang, you shot me down
Nancy Sinatra
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:32, Reply)

"Rubber Bullets" by 10cc

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

"How I could just kill a man"
Cyprus Hill
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)

"Guns Blazin" by Unkle

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

"Hole in the head"
The Sugababes
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Big Gun - AC/DC

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)

"Bits and Pieces" Dave Clark Five

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)

"You Give Love A Bad Name"
Shot through the heart, and you're to blame...
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:48, Reply)

See, it's not just me who thought of Bon Jovi songs
*waves 2 fingers at Vippers*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Oh, the shame...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)

"Killing in the name of..."
"I hope you die" Bloodhound Gang

"Do you really want to hurt me" Boy George
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)

House of Pain? HOUSE OF FUCKING PAIN?
What's wrong with you?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Who was it?
Was it Carter USM?

runs to google...

ah... Rage against the machine
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:52, Reply)

If he did this he went a long way to being the first policeman who isn't an utter, utter cunt who needs hanging.
He's still a cunt though, no foolin'.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Oh please.
Your feelings on the police are a) wrong, and b) dull.

Hush now.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I thoroughly agree
And am clicking to show this.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I have experienced nothing but bad things in my dealings with them.
I'm not just spouting off for the sake of it. Same way as if you have shit experiences with say a retail company, you're entitled to view them negatively.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Aw, have they been hampering your breaking of laws?
Sad times.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Yeah, that's it.
Idiot.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Oooh, harsh!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I have been put in my place.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Well and truly.
I'm almost tempted to run to the mods, this kind of behaviour has no place here.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)

He might state that his reaction on receiving the initial call was I don't want to go to Chelsea
Or when asked to comment on the barrister's level of intoxication, he could say that his observations led him to believe that the guy was "too drunk to fuck".
(Cave Duck, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:57, Reply)

"I fought the law" The clash
"I wanna be sedated" The Ramones
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:57, Reply)

It's good, but where's the context Colonel?

(Cave Duck, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)

"21 Seconds to go,..."

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)