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I think I'm getting sick. And I'm very tired. I want to cry. But it doesn't help.I should just run away to somewhere sunny.
How much does that cost?
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:59,
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latest was 15 years ago)
my day sucks tooI'd like to go somewhere hot.
What's the nearest state to you that's sunny? You could take a road trip.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:00,
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Your day only sucks because you were mean and unreasonable to your boyfriend. Apologising to him will make you feel better.(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)
That's true, she's bottling up shame and self hatred.She should tidy up for him and cook him a nice meal to apologise for her disgraceful behaviour.
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if I cooked for himit would only make it worse.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:06,
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Take him out for dinner then. Sounds like the poor sod deserves it.(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)
nah we sorted that ages agoI hate work now, I'm directing most of it towards my fat lazy office manager.
Also, just because your girlfriend is a psycho doesn't mean everyone else's is too.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:06,
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She's the least psycho woman I have ever been out with tbh and extremely tolerant to put up with me(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:09, Reply)
Stop cock-blocking Chompy, if they split up, he could be in there.I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE PUTS UP WITH HIM
DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME HE JUST _TOOK_ THE LAST MALTEESER ?
HOW COMES WHEN _SHE_ MAKES HOT CHOCOLATE, IT HAS TO BE MADE WITH HOT MILK, BUT WHEN HE DOES IT, IT'S "OK" TO USE HOT WATER ?
YEAH', FOR A MATTER OF FACT, Come Dine With Me IS A _NUTREAL_ SHOW, WE BOTH LIKE IT, SO YOU CAN'T USE IT TO SCORE POINTS TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:07,
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You should have seen the hate filled gaz she sent me this morning.I couldn't put up with that level of hatred.
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It's only funny because I'm being genuinly creepy.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:13,
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I really really want access to her gaz box so I can see the gaz-exchange between Bobby and Kitty.Bobby: Oh, man, I thought if I diss and cuss you enough that you'd like me, like with chompy.
Kitty: I don't really like Chompy in that way, think of it more as a really camp big brother.
Bobby: Oh, ok then, I wasn't being serious at all, I thought you would like critisism, most women I go with love it when I critasise them when they're feeling vulnrable.
Kitty: No, they dont.
Maxi: KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY
Bobby: They really do, they even sleep with me from it.
Kitty: Yeh', that isn't going to be happening between us any time soon.
Bobby: =(
Chompy: RE: RE: RE: FW: OMG, I was soo drunk last night, naugty swipe.
Kitty: *Logs off*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:18,
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OMFG This is your best work dude!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:19,
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I have clicked this with my mouse.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:24,
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I love this so much I want to hold it close to me and smell its hair.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:27,
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I already tidied up last nightand I managed it really quickly because I was in such a bad mood. Tidying goes so much quicker when you're slamming things everywhere.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:35,
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not just tidying things(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:35,
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"a really camp big brother"lolololol
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:32,
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Gonz I like this because you're one of the first to not call me a homo in days(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:49,
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it's self evident, no need for us to point it out all the timesee also:
loser
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:54,
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If I'm nice to you people will say 'oooo he's being nice now'If I'm nasty, the same. So I think I will just be mean about you indirectly.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:58,
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it's too late for that nowhell hath no fury and all that.
Also, no one cares what you write.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:59,
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fuck it. Ignored.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:03,
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you're rightbecause Bobby NEVER pretends to ignore people that he can't handle, but forgets and later comments on their posts.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:09,
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Well have a nice cup of coffee then.And remember that even if bobby is annoying you, he's not the shittest member of b3ta.
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who are the bottom 5 in your opinion?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:17,
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I'd go along with that(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:20,
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I'm pretty sure people do that anyway whether he ignores them or not.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:15,
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oh sorryyou should steal that picture Psychochomp keeps flogging to death
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:28,
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yeah rightyou wouldn't ignore me, you love me too much.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:07,
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He wants you in and around his mouth(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:09,
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ermI'm not sure what to say to that Labs.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:09,
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I find that hilarious(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:11,
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I'm picturing something akin to a tetraplegic eating a water melon(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:13,
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Lies on the Internet(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:17,
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that is even more hilarious :-D(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:17,
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ooh delicious bait!nom nom nom. I don't think so.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:00,
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hahaha that's brilliantI love how he went back for the last little bit.
And someone underneath has written "achievement unlocked"
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:08,
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I just read the backstory on the blah-blahs today 'cus I was bored waiting for a decent thread to join in on.I reckon you're in the right for the most part, and admit the bits where you're being a twat about. Only thing I'd say is that just 'cus someone is working from home, it doesn't mean to say they're sitting around watching jermy kyle.... some ex flatmates used to really lay into me for not cleaning up in the daytime while working from home .
He shouldda still made an effort.
Chompy asked me to ask you if you're single now.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:03,
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ha ha, I have said "are you on the rebound yet?" in the recent past.(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)
I think it I joked too soon, feel a bit bad mow.Sad Times.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:26,
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It's ok I'm not as angry anymoreand Wiggy has said we can go and see Despicable me on Thursday so that makes me happy. I'll get an apology out of him later.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:28,
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Good lass !Right, now I know I haven't taken the joke to far... and very subtaly had my hopes dashed for the forceable again, time to get on with some awesome-o-job..... L8erz potat0z.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:30,
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the forceable?I'm sure there's a chompy/rape joke in here somewhere.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:34,
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I'll just wait for Maxi to arrivehe enjoys it more than me
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:42,
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:56,
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it's plenty sunny, just very coldnearest would probably be florida, which we've already decided is shit
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:03,
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dunno somewhere warm thoughmaybe mexico
but I think I need a passport
you reckon they'd flip out if I snuck in?
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:04,
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Enough Mexicans have snuck through the other way haven't they?But generally speaking, international travel does require a passport.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:06,
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What happened on 9/11?*Googles*
Oh, that was the day America inveted terrorism.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:11,
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as opposed to collecting money for it from Irish decendants - they'd been doing that for decades.(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)
That was for the 'struggle'(But its funny how their views have changed now they've experienced terrorism first hand, rather than just funding it).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:15,
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I was in an Irish bar in Chicago about 8 years ago and they were doing a collection "for the old country". I left before I lost my temper.
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What's the deal with the Irish-Americans?I don't call myself Irish-English (even though I've got Irish ancestry).
Don't the realise the rest of the world just laughs at them?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:19,
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do you think if everyone in the world laughed at the same time they would hear it?why would they care anyway?
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:21,
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because they misguidedly think that Irish heritage is a good thing(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:37,
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