The correct answer is c:
Have a nice sandwich, not a turkey one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

turkey sandwiches are awesome
turkey plain is not
dry filth I tell you
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Turkey is my least favourite of all the roast meats.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I'm going to go with you on this one
how many roast meats are there anyway?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Lots.
Lots and lots.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

chicken, pork, lamb, goat, beef, duck, goose, turkey, blackcock, capercaillie, grouse, hare, leveret, partridge, pheasant, plovers, ptarmigan, quail, rabbit, snipe, teal, venison, widgeon and woodcock

There may be more.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)

+Guinea fowl.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)

+anything else made of meat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Damn you're right. Forgot.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

capercaillies make the funniest noise
kind of a whistle and then a click
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Grouse make a fairly odd noise too
unless it's caperwhatsits I'm thinking of. Either way, one of them scared the shit out of me when I was walking in the Lakes.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

What colour was it? capercaillie's are black, grouse are beige & brown.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I have no idea
I was having a wee in some bushes, it was going dark and something was making a really weird 'grackle grackle' noise.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)

That was Chompy.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)

that's the grouse I think

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)

You can walk on water?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Lake District
although I said in, not on. Pay attention!
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)

*Plays the poorly card*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)

that's an electric kettle

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Stunning.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)

basically any animal can be roasted.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Yeah, but what about nutroasts?
This exactly like why they had to start the MOBO Awards.
Stop trying to oppress the veg.
(Cave Duck, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I wouldn't recommend googling 'blackcock' at your workplace.
Just saying
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)