Have you seen their little bedraggled faces after being in the rain? Eh!
They don't look happy AT ALL! If they don't want to go out in the rain then I'm not going to make them.

And if it's been very wet then I don't go walking in fields because they will be full of mud even though I have wellies as it's hard work walking in mud.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It'll do 'em good to experience a bit of rain.
They'll soon dry off and warm up in front of the gas-fire. Bedraggled faces, my arse.

They are dogs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

You are not the boss of me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Don't you oppress me.
I'll be the boss of whoever I want.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

So you do want to be the boss of me then?

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I'm saying that because I'm so awesome
I can boss whoever I want, whenever I want.

So nah!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

OH SO YOU'RE THE AWESOME ONE NOW?

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I always was.
What makes you think I wasn't the awesome one?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Probably the fact your lying in bed ill and I'm running about as fit as a butcher's dog.
That might be part of it.

We could do a poll on B3ta but I hate to see grown men cry.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)

running about as fit as a butcher's not walking a
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

*snort*
*applauds*
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Thanks.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Brilliant!
Although I'm sure I'll get the blame for this somehow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I'm off home to think of my revenge.
*plots*
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

So I'm pretty safe then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

which translates to "I don't take my dogs out in the wet because they'll make the house dirty and it's hard work and I will disguise this by claiming the dogs don't want to go anyway"

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I have no problem with muddy dogs as they are not my dogs and don't make my house dirty.
*blows raspberry*
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Ah so it is just the "hard work walking in mud" aspect that you're disguising then.
*blows raspberry back*
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

You definitely aren't the boss of me either.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I wouldn't employ someone who denies a dog a walk.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I don't deny them a walk nor do I make them walk.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

So if they're busy playing poker
You just leave them to it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Heh.
(Sorry to interrupt)
(Cave Duck, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)

This

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I'll be the boss of you, if you like.
*cracks whip*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Hahahah!
*pats on head*

Sure you will hon.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Aw man.
Patronising rejection from the most desperate woman on the internets.

It's a sad day for me.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

*laughs*

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

sickbed-lols.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

a new low.
how does that make you feel?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I think the clue is where I said
"It's a sad day for me."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)

the audience needs more than that
where is your usual eloquence?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)

It is wallowing in a mire of self-pity.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

you have my sympathy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

my whippet won't go out in the rain
or when it's windy, or slightly cold. She loves the snow though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)

stop calling your vagina "my whippet"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)

whose vagina 'goes out' in the rain?!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)

does it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)

short, fat ninja edit.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)