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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Poor Noel!
Clean up on Aisle 4!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
*snigger*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Whenever I hear "clean up on aisle..." these days,
it makes me think of "Jizz in my pants" by The Lonely Island.

"When Bruce Willis was dead, at the end of Sixth Sense..."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Does Noel have the opposite of white coat syndrome or something?

(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
He's a Labcoataphile
Which is why I now only wear wipe-clean jackets to bashes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)
I'd better not tell him about
the sexy secretary glasses and the clipboard, then...
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Add fishnets to the mix
And I think he'll orgasm so much eventually it'll be spitting out dust.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)
I have some of those, too
I don't wear them at work though, that'd be weird.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Ok, this is all getting a little bit weird now.
I appear to have outed myself as some kind of fetishist, when really I just like pretty sciencey girls and horse porn
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Hmm
So what does this picture do to you?

Not particularly NSFW, but not a very good idea in anywhere where your boss can see your screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Kari does it for me because she seems like quite a nice person too.
But that picture is all that is wrong with sexing things up.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
She's fucking gorgeous anyway, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Ah, but would you do it for Noel?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)
That entirely depends
on how nicely he asked.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)
O.O

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
You know you make me horny, baby.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

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