I had a blind date a few years ago.
Set it up with my best mate to call me an hour in to the date to give me an opportunity to bail out if it was going badly.

You know the occasions when you're on the phone and another person in front of you can hear what is being said to you on the phone? That happened. Problem was he said "stick or twist? Babe or growler?"

I didn't see her again.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If she was blind, you should have got your mate to text you.
She'd have been none the wiser.

*taps nose*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:37, Reply)

I never needed to date blind women Jeff.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)

lol

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)

Thanks for the lol
I see Battered is getting all defensive up there!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I am being tetchy. Enjoy it whilst it lasts.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)

He needs to get to bed.
GO TO BED BATTERED.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)

I can't I am waiting to help the gf with some stuff before she goes to Egypt in the morning.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)

To see her Mummy?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)

I sphinx that is the worst pun you've ever posted.
Go on, admit it. I don't want you hiding behind your keyboard in de-Nile.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Sahara-ha-ha.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Very good. Swimming with dolphins. AGAIN.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Swimming with molesting.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I remember you saying she loved dolphins.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)

She is bonkers about them. Goes at least once a year to somewhere different to swim with different species of the things.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)

What a lovely obsession to have though.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)

I get a bit sick of wearing the costume in bed though - it's bloody hot to wear.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:06, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Bet you thought you'd never be able to balance a ball on the end of your cock though.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)

It's a large ball too *winks*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)

I have swam with dolphins.
It is quite a humbling experience.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)

humbling bumdering
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Swimming with dolphins?
Does she live in a hospice usually?

(Or can well people now 'live the dream' as well?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Wrong
But funny
( zulu eh?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:23, Reply)