Hey look it's Vipros of an evening.
I'm supposed to be asleep.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

just having a quick peek about
mrs is still full of cold and has a numb mouth from the dentist so has taken herself to bed early. I'm about to go and smoke a fat one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Slightly jealous, although off it once more.
It's been fucking with my head again, the bastard. If only I'd skipped all those bongs and buckets in the early days, I could handle a smoke now and again.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)

yeah, that shit'll fuck you up.
great news about the flat though. I'm very pleased for you and your padawan.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Cheers, Master.
Viewing on Thursday morning, bouncing around like a loon Thursday afternoon if it's up to scratch.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I'm sure it will be grand
:-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)

You should totally get her to give you a blow job!
Then she'll feel like someone else is doing it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I don't think she'd go for it somehow.
I'm not going to say that exactly what you suggest hadn't already crossed my mind.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

If she can't feel it then she'll never know.
I am a bad, bad man
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)

And in the morning you could just say she was sleep wallpapering and made a mess. Bingo!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)

*facepalms*

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)

I'm told that only one half of her mouth is numb
otherwise your plan would have been flawless.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)

You could always go down the body mod cock split in two route...
And have a wank with the other half. Double the fun, half the effort.

Christ, I'm grossing myself out here.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)

that caused a furrowed brow
I'm not entirely sure what to make of it and so will be backing slowly away....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)

There is a link somewhere
that I'm not even going to try and find... Suffice to say, it's hideous.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Hahahaaaa

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)