Fucking Hell
Jerry McCann is demanding that the government carry out a full case review into how he murdered his daughter how he and his wife ought to be charged with neglect maddies disappearance.

I've just heard him on the news saying "The people who voted in this government should petition them, they are doing nothing, madeline is a british citizen, she's innocent and she's vulnerable".

They are just upset as they've now only got several hundred thousand pounds left in their fund, rather than several million.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

innocent dead
vulnerable dead
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)

a british citizen dead
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

You killed her didn't you? S'alright... you can confess here, your secret will remain safe.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

they weren't too troubled about her being innocent and vulnerable when they left her in a hotel while they went out for dinner

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

It's not like the Government care about the British Citizens
that are alive and in the UK anyway.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I think the Americans should be sent in to save the McCanns

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Their special brand of grenade rescue.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

that's the one.
it reminds me of how I play computer games.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I usually end up throwing grenades at the wall
and then it bouncing back into my face.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I usually overwrite my save game with a new one just before the explosion in that sort of situation

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)

my friend accidentally saved his game of Fallout just as he'd pissed off everyone in the town
so every time he loaded the game, everyone in the town killed him almost instantly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

that's the sort of thing I'd do

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I played Fallout again last for about twenty minutes
then I remembered that I'm stuck on the wastelands with supermutants all around me. I ran to the nearest town, bringing the supermutants with me, thus having everyone in the town killed and failing my mission.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Oh were there zombies?
I don't find constant crapping on about zombies in the least bit lame or tedious, so I do hope so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I hope you've got a plan for the innevitable zombie apocolypse.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

we should club together and buy him a copy of World War Z and the Zombie Survival Guide

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Have you tried drugging yourself up then running right up to their faces?
That often helps.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

in real life as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Are you lying to me so I'll get horrifically killed?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

No I'm not, take all the drugs you've got in your bag
run right up to their face, go in VATS shotgun to the face muthafuckers.
Repeat until they're all dead.
The drugs give big bonuses so it's worth doing if you're stuck.
/how are you today Ms furious?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

What a prick
I reckon 'the people who voted in this government' should petition them to tell Jerry McCann to shut the fuck up. She's probably dead, and it's the McCann's fault.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)