1. I keep fucking about on here. I really cannot spare the time.
2. I keep taking shitloads of drugs and drinking heavily - although I've been a great deal better lately
3. I spend money I haven't got all the time
4. I keep abducting, killing and eating children
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:08, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm the same on all of the above, except for the drug taking
And in my defence, no-one misses Downy kids anyway.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I'd recommend not going for Downy kids
you will save yourself the time you spend plucking them before roasting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:11, Reply)

The hairs burn off anyway
and the crackling is better
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Every time my brother reminds me I was a fat baby, I tell him he looks like he had downs
We were discussing this last weekend, the looks we were getting in the pub were rather evil...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Brotherly evil - my favourite kind.
Although I suspect my brother and I go waaay beyond you and yours. We discuss him getting replica Auschwitz gates for his garden on a regular basis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)

We keep ours immature, I'm fine with that
Although your idea is fantastic.

EDIT: In all seriousness though, look at him!(he's the one in the brown) Proper downy looking!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

As opposed to you
who looks stuffed.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I was a seriously fat baby
My birth weight wasn't that bad though, so not sure why...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

If I were you,
whenever I saw him I would sing 'Downs downs, deeper and downs'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

officelol for point 4!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I think the problem is you can still function the next day after imbibing all that stuff.
Once it starts to effect your day to day life then I think it's easier to knock it on the head.

As for the cannibilism, then I suspect you need more protein in your diet.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

you'd think he gets enough protein
from all the semen he ingests
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

or seamen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

semen from seamen
that reminds me. Why are camels called ships of the desert?

because they are full of arab se(a)men
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Yeah that reminds me
OF ABOUT THREE DAYS AGO WHEN THIS JOKE WAS LAST POSTED.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)

JOKE
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Reading you always makes me so happy

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

*salutes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)