you know youve spent too long on the internet when
Someone on tv makes a comment about star wars, ending with but who knows how they'll do stuff in the future and you scoff Pft star wars was set in the past
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:16, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

also
your jumping up and down on the couch tom cruise style yelling "Han shot first"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Badgerbadgerbadger!
Have you started your new job yet?
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:18, Reply)

hiya hun!
No start next Monday spent most of this week cleaning the flat but it was totally worth it qs it looks awesome now
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:21, Reply)

Is Gonz still as awesome as the last time I saw him?

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:24, Reply)

He is! I've started watching hollyoaks though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:29, Reply)

I thought Gonz said he spent all that time cleaning
is he really messy?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Apparently, yes.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)

lets just say his idea of clean isnt in the same postcode as mine

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:29, Reply)

Boys innit.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:29, Reply)

Has Sexface been shoving scat porn under your door?
Also is it true that he leaves a trail of tears wherever he goes?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:30, Reply)

not yet
And do you mean his own as he realises how utterly alone he is?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)

His own blubbings of despair and loneliness

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)

i think we could all name at least 5 b3tans
in this very boat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:42, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)

"next time you point a finger, I'll point you to a mirror"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:56, Reply)

*self harms*

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Alright you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Oi Oi! How's life oop norf
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:21, Reply)

Farcical and hilarious.
I had an argument with a gentleman sex-offender today.
Needed more swanee whistle.
I've heard nothing about how your new flat is treating you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:26, Reply)