I'm going to try and have a PROPER meal this evening
It gets no more rock and roll than that.

No wine, no cider and no beer.

I'm going to steam some fish and veg and have a hot ribena.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:50, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good!
Nobody likes a man who doesn't know when to look after himself.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:54, Reply)

I love cooking.
So the cooking thing isn't the issue, the problem is that I've just not fancied eating anything this week, and mostly, what I have eaten I've chundered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)

*no booze fives*
I'm going to see how long I can go without booze.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Good for you.
I went about 18 months without booze when I went on a dieting frenzy.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:01, Reply)

haha I was thinking I might make it to thursday
but that's quite impressive!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:03, Reply)

I managed the whole of the working day.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)

*High fives*

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)

I'm fucking awesome, me.
I once worked with a woman who used to sneak off to the loo every hour to take a slug of vodka. Poor cow was ratarsed by 2pm. She was eventually sacked for not handing money over that the punters had thought they were paying off their social fund loans.

Nice.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)

*no booze fives back!*
Although I think it only fair to say I'm not drinking because I feel like shit, not being I don't want to have a glass of wine with my dinner.

I will make do with Ribena.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:08, Reply)

I feel like shit too!
Not fiving on that one, though
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:11, Reply)

You've got the JeffAIDS
It's not nice is it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)

International JeffAIDS
That sounds like a song title for some reason.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:16, Reply)

The sort of thing Jesus Jones would have love to have written.
But they concentrated on 'Bright Young Things' rather than the 'JeffAIDS'.

Where are they now eh? Where. Are. They. Now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Festering in Bradford on Avon apparently - my sister went to school with them there.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Is that for Real?
Real, Real.

If so, I'd like to know...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Sofalol
Yep. St Lawrences School in B on A. After they gained their first couple of chart "hits" they came back and played a gig at the school.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:36, Reply)

I saw them play at Wembley stadium.
I went to see Roachford, Jesus Jones, Blondie and INXS years and years ago.

I didn't want to go, but there was a bird involved, and at the age of 14 or 15, you'll do pretty much anything to get a rub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)

Roachford ha ha ha. I would like to have seen Blondie.
I *cough* went to a David Gray gig a few years ago to improve my prospects with one girl
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Is there nothing you guys won't do for a shag?

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)

It worked though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:46, Reply)

If...........If I ever get any interest from a guy again.
I'm going to find the shittest band I can find and make my admirer take me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Nice idea
I expect to see you at the next Bring me the Horizon gig
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Female retribution innit.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)

+ from behind.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:07, Reply)

*faints*

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Did you enjoy the gig?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)

No.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:46, Reply)

no, it's not, why'd you do this to me?!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)

You feel ill
I AM ill.

Ergo, you must have what I'm suffering with.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)

Your logic is flawed.
*Spocks*
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:42, Reply)

I AM ill, you twat.
perhaps you're suffering from what I have!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:42, Reply)

I was ill first.
So 'nah!'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:03, Reply)

how do you knoooooooooow

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)

I will drink your quota for you.
I'm generous like that.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:08, Reply)

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:09, Reply)

And an acrobat?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Rinky dink dink!

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)

*screen grabs this quickly to print off and put on the wall*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)

Just telling it like it is Battered.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:25, Reply)

Send him a picture of the Pink Panther as well.
Go on, it'll cheer him up,.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Okay
Well you need to add either a bottle of white or a few cans of nice cider to your intake this evening.

As I'm having fish, I'd have probably gone with a nicely chilled bottle of wine, so send 'er indoors to the offy and get her to come back with the necessary.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)

'er indoors went to Egypt this morning so I will continue with the bottle of red I have just started if that's ok with you.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)

*sighs*
If you must.

But you'll have the white afterwards, yes?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)

*checks stock*
running low on white apart from a couple of v expensive bottles that I'd like to keep so I will switch on to Stowford for you.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:15, Reply)

She's swimming with dolphins.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)

*Reads*
Sleeping with the fishes...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)

Not this one. a couple of exe's on the other hand...

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:15, Reply)

It has been suggested I call them gay sharks, so gay sharks it is.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)

They call him flipper
Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there under, under the sea.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)

You are king of telly themes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)

*Beams*
(I always liked watched Flipper more than Gentle Ben).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Poor Jeff
Hot Ribena rules though
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Alright lar.
I'm getting a taste for it, although I think the Ribena with all the sugar in it would taste a bit better than this Ribena light shit I've got.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)

Get vimto you muppet.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:20, Reply)

I will
When I next go to the shops. Which might be tomorrow, or Friday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)

All light and diet things are cack

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Agreed.
I don't much care for those artificial sweetners they but in things.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)