Don't put us down like that
They're the ones in the yard lighting their farts.
And the kitchen is where you pull.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

where you pull maybe
I've usually started some stupid and ill fated project by balancing all the yellow things I've found in the cupboard or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:44, Reply)

And some fella in the kitchen comments on it...
You pull.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Admittedly, it's a civil engineer
but it still counts.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)

A fucking fit one with a huge penis
Not some lunatic who eats duvets puts thimbles up his arse for fun and lulz
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Lies
All civil engineers are mental.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

I know one who is boss

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Hang on, is DJ one?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Nope
Computery codingy softwarey geek
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Grand

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)

I think Vipros is.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)

doesn't sound like any civil engineer I know
I was looking something beginning with B up in the yellow pages (the physical one, that's how long ago it was) and stumbled across "BORING: See Civil Engineers". Felt obliged to pass this information on to my brother who was on work-release at the time to become a Civil Engineer. Went round his office, got forwarded on - 6 months later it turned up in my inbox as a lolwaki scan of the page.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I knew one who was ace

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)

to be fair my brother is now qualified as a CE
and I hang around with him a lot. He's pretty cool (don't tell him I said that).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)

this has never happened to me :(
although perhaps I was so involved in my dumb idea that I didn't notice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Wake up woman

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)

to be fair
it's been a long time since I was at a party where I was a) single b) didn't know everyone at the party already.

I need to find one and put on me partying trousers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Wear a false beard

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)

will this help?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

good for avoiding rape in the manchester area

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Yes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)

BASH BASH BASH

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Oh yeah, getting laid at bashes. ALWAYS TURNS OUT WELL.
Actually, look whose bash it is. You might find true love after all.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)

I think you'll find Lighty was just having a wank.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)

The "find true love" was to c-section related incident
Though for every success story there's a cautionary tale.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)

I was just highlighting his 'bash bash bash' comment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Oh, I see.
Wanking to related incident's party trousers?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)

i have to remember to bring
spare trousers to this bash i think
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)

That's just wrong.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Pwhooaar
partial to some party trousers, me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Didn't Roota and DJTP meet at a bash?
Or did she just see bash pictures of him and order him scrubbed and sent to her tent?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)

kicking a gypsy child actually
very similar though
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)

I seem to remember being in involved in trying to set things on fire inside a bottle once
Which resulted in the bottle going on fire, and refusing to go out.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)

my worst one was being convinced that if I made really thick gravy
and put it in a rubber glove, you'd kind of get a hand shaped gravy sculpture. The gravy didn't set properly so I put it in the freezer. I then forgot it and the hosts found it the next day and thought it was vomit. They broke their freezer trying to clean it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Are you a man in disguise?
I still think a man would find that madness endearing though
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)

totally not a man - I got boobs and everything!
I like to think I am delightfully eccentric or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

We also cut up a lime once
And hid bits of it around someone's bedroom. They didn't find the one in the lampshade for a couple of months.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

hahahah!
We put lemons in my friend's trousers when he passed out because for some reason we thought it would be hilarious when he woke up and wondered why he had lemons in his pants
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Even though I'm a lolstudent I've not done such wacky things.
Though after the hallowe'en party, there was a foam CDC on the window and several roof tiles were broken.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)

I'm sure that had NOTHING to do with you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I was outside having a panic attack and smoking my way through about 10g of tobacco.
Legit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)

You need to live up to the whole student thing more
Start taking a loud-hailer with you. It will instantly make things 300% stranger.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I'm loud enough already
Just ask Kitty.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Ask Kitty?
I can hear you from here. And I'm pretty far away.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)

FUCK YOU THEN.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)

You could talk through it backwards
And it might make you quiet like a mouse.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Unlikely.
I'm either silent and shy, or ranting and raving.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)

I would like to witness the ranting and raving at some point.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Was I not animated enough at the bash?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)

One of the lecturers in our staff room has one
the staff room overlooks a grassy area where students sometimes eat lunch. It's fun to use it to tell them to move their litter or stop snogging or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I like this

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)