was walking home past whole foods
so decided to pop in to pick up some of their fresh organic salads.

yeah... that box of salad was twenty fucking quid.

so i am now very much looking forward to eating the bastard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:41, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

WTF!

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)

you live in a totally different world
is it gold plated lettuce?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)

i know
whole foods is amazing but it is so so stupidly expensive.

i love it, but i only go in for a treat every now and again!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)

is it pink?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)

i have a couple of radishes in there?
i am going to photograph my pink fridge and post it in my profile as my next pic. then you'll see. you'll all see!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)

I had the bloke who was stealing my radishies arrested.
I caught him red-handed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)

ouch

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)

I'm here all week.
(Come on, it was great).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:03, Reply)

you mental biatch.
Is it gold salad with swan spunk dressing?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)

swan........ spunk..........
feckin vile
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)

I'm bobby, I'm nasty.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)

More of a goose-jizz girl are you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)

fucking love those roasties

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:00, Reply)

do geese even produce jizz?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

when a daddy goose loves a mummy goose very much

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Yes Swipe they do.
It's pink and they use it to make moisturiser. It sells for three-grand a pot.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:04, Reply)

depends how hard you squeeze them

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:04, Reply)

these replies
say a lot about how each of you thinks!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)

LiC is tasteful
Jeff is sarcastic and I'm just foul?

Yes that could be fowl
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

LIC is tasteful?
he's never been called that before.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

it is a new move for me
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with it. I may have to set fire to some tramps.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

just keep up the work on here
you'll be a proper cunt before you know it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)

I've never been called foul before :(
well not often
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

I can't believe you've put the mockers on my Goose-Jizz business before I made my first sale.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

to be fair
gander is the male, isn't goose the female?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)

yes indeed
and then they make... goslings. cuuuuuuuuuuuute.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

Well what's good for one is good for the other.
Or something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

And they're all good for pate.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)

OH!
horrid boy!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)

hahahahaha
They saw you coming.

Twenty quid for a salad?

You should have gone to a Harvester. The salad there is free.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)

Dear FSM!
Whole Foods must be making a mint -- is it the one in High St. Ken?
(Wibblist Last said "Wibble" on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

aye
they're not, though, i keep hearing they're really struggling because the rent is so high
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)