I'm pretty sure
I will have run out of steam by the time I even get in to work; I stayed up very late (for me) and then was woken up by my washing machine making a terrifying 'nom nom nom I'm eating all your clothes' noise around 3am and couldn't get back to sleep. I was already tired and now I'm fucking knackered.
It would probably have to either be my nana, as she's 97 and hasn't the faintet clue whats going on or who any of her family are - personally I think it's cruel to keep a body alive when the mind has fucked off entirely - or my stepbrother Darren, who is a cunt.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Were you climbing your man mountain last night?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:17, Reply)

*sigh*
No. There is no mountain. Anything you may have heard to the contrary is lies.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:21, Reply)

so it's completely flat?
like a field that one might be playing?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:22, Reply)

I really am too tired and grumpy to be teased about this today.

(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:26, Reply)

You'd better go before Jeff gets here then : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:34, Reply)

You really shouldn't have told us that.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

What happened with the washing machine?
Did you lose all your clothes?

I was so happy because the washing machine managed to get rid of a difficult stain on one of my favourite trousers, and I'm wearing them today. Then, a cunt in a car managed to splash dirty water all over them, even when I was more than a meter far from the kerb.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)