I've just woken up after fifteen hours sleep
I have no idea what's wrong with me but my whole body aches like fuck and it feels like my right arm is about to fall off. It's probably AIDs.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:34, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's always Aids.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:35, Reply)

Probably lurgy
I haven't spoken to you for yonks. What's the situation with the transfer?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:35, Reply)

Dunno, my old English teacher is helping me out with it all, he's ace.
Gotta get my application off today and he hasn't emailed my personal statement back that I sent him the numpty. Two of my flatmates have been in bed throwing up all week so I suppose it's only a matter of time before I am too. Urgh.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)

As a nondoctor, I can confirm it is AIDS.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:38, Reply)

I can tell you that it's not Lupus
It's never Lupus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:51, Reply)

you told him too early
we're supposed to only realise it's not Lupus when he's at death's door.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:05, Reply)

I'm a maverick
I don't play by the rules of the internet forum medical drama fanboy society
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Haha Wire/House crossover

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)

All I need now is to reveal that I'm a Cylon
and we'll have the set
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)