Or on FB
She was whinging about hurting herself on the pole.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

eww you should've seen it
a large amount of skin stayed on the pole when she took her hand off, it was gross.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:10, Reply)

She's falling apart due to not eating enough bacon
Forcefeed her a bacon sarnie, and just to be sure, dress her wound with more bacon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)

bacon probably has awesome healing properties
better than frozen yoghurt. Bacon would win in a fight.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Totally
Frozen yoghurt would be all "Oh, violence is too much negative energy, I'm a pacifist, let's just stay calm and do some yoga to release our chi in a positive, nurturing manner."
Then bacon would be "Now I have to cut you."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Then roast a chicken with bacon draped over it, and some chipolatas
More bacon damnit!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)