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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*high fives*I wondered if anyone would get that. I thought Roota would before anyone else if I am honest.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:24,
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I know you'd have got it.Why not finish the rhyme off?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:26,
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When it comes to silly playground rhymesand TV theme tunes, I'm your man!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:25,
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You're good, Jeff, I'll give you that. Damned good.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:30,
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Sadly it isn't a skills that offers much in the way of rewards.Got your little 'un this weekend?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:31,
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No I haven't, but to make up for it I've seen her on Monday and yesterday.Her mother has a personal crisis on (I'm guessing she's been dumped again for being a nutter) and is off to her parents' in Canterbury for the weekend, with my daughter.
No shitting in the bath last night, but the little blighter insisted on FOUR stories and just would not fucking lie down and go to sleep. I found it fucking funny and she knew it, and thus played up even more.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:39,
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Sounds like things are settling down quite nicely with the ex now mateWhich is great news.
What will you do this weekend instead?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:41,
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Les drouges grande this evening (mate is treating me)Tomorrow night maybe going to a 3-D graffiti exhibition in Arseditch, Sunday afternoon maybe a couple of pints with the 'not going to Battered's' gang, then a roast, then fireworks in Victoria Park.
'oooooh'
'aaaaaah'
zzzzzzzz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:44,
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Even when I was about five I thought they were bollocks.But my mother used to make her own toffee and toffee apples, so I enjoyed fireworks night in my own way after all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:51,
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Maybe my dessert is too complicated.Maybe I'm sick with rage that my 'stalker' has actually been harassing a number of the female staff here, even tricking one into going to the shelves with him because he 'couldn't find a book'.
I am not special.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:24,
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If you add 'needs'To your last statement, then you are.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:26,
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he doesn't even requestHe just does it and pretends it was an accident.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:26,
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I said that in a Welsh accent like the CoffeeMate milkman(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:32,
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Don't pretend you don't like it when someones pulling your hair back, spanking your arse cheeks and telling you to bark like a dog(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)
there might bei haven't actually ever seen it properly, just the odd glimpse in the mirror
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:53,
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Why did you go and ruin it with the barking bit(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:36,
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I actually barked mid-coitus once for a laugh.To be honest I was very drunk and couldn't see me getting anywhere.
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girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:39,
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Would you prefer "Tell me you want it, tell me you want it hard, really hard, right up your arse"(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)
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