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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh god, I'm having the nicest lunch EVAH
Chicken yakatori with curried rice, it's so amazingly delish.

Lunch thread? Having a good day? Looking forward to the weekend? Seen any good telly/films recnetly?...etcetc
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:32, 227 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Hi Gonz
Haven't had lunch yet, but my day's going alright thanks.
New case joy includes the suspect Googling his name + international fraud, and also "typical sentence for conspiracy to defraud"...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)
Ahh, lovely.
Someone I know who's a multi-multi-multi (etc) millionare is going to court for loansharking and not paying taxes for about 15 years..... whooops. I haven't tried googling him or anything, but I reckon he's "proper fucked".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Not paying taxes for that long kinda leaves an evidence trail
But he can afford good lawyers and accountants to deal with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)
I believe it's currently all SALE SALE SALE..... oh, I lost it gambling.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)
sausage sandwich
mmmm

day is going well. I'm off this afternoon, so not much of the day left for me.

tar barrels tonight. many birthday celebrations this weekend. good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)
It's your b'day? Nice one, Hope you enjoy it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)
not mine
but that of many of my friends

thanks anyway :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)
I'm having a snack: a jerk chicken Jamaican pattie.
Considering I've hardly slept I'm having an OK day. Very much looking forward to the weekend even though Sunday lunch at Battered's is off.

I watched 'Man vs Beast' the other day, scientists testing kung fu experts vs the actual animals the kung fu styles are based on. Surprisingly man wins every time. Unsurprisingly the programme was fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)
You would cry at deadliest warrior.
I know this cause I love it
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Seen it, loved it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)
This makes me happy

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)
I've never had any carabien food before, but I got Levi Root's latest book for my b'day, and there are a few bits in there that I quite fancy.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)
I'm a bit "=/" that he's leaving, 'cus I quite like Battered.
I'd be pleased though if he's only shooting off because he has loads of exciting things on
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)
He's deleted me from facebook so either he hates me or is cutting all ties

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)
He hates you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)
goes without saying

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Probably a client saw his name or something, but even then, it's hardly like his name links to him anywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Nah I think he's having a tough time
and b3ta is not the best place to be if you're feeling a bit sensitive.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:48, Reply)
I'd say "Poor little mite", but it might be true and people from here might not get the meme and as such I'd look like a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:50, Reply)
You know that stats webite you linked the other day.
I'm trying to get that used by us now. It's awesome.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:53, Reply)
Sweet !
If the NHS needs a 'consultant', my fees are very resonable, and I know most of it inside'n'out now ,)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:56, Reply)
The days of public sector consultancy are over
(for a bit)
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Hah, just if it pops up
Made a wicked usage stats system for our backend.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)
Oh lol, what a way with words.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)
Me too
but then he's not the first b3tan to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:00, Reply)
I want that book - looks really good.
Did you watch his TV show? It was excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)
Nah', what chanel was it on?
I've seen him a lot on Market Kitchen and a few other shows though
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)
BBC2 I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)
cool, I'll check it out on iPlayer

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)
that does sounds pretty awesome
day is snotty and sick, weekend will be spent chillaxing, saw This is Enlgand and I liked it.
May go book shopping later. I like books. Yay books.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Rye bread, quorn ham and cheese.
I'm tired : (
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)
No amazing orgasm?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:21, Reply)
*sounds the delete horn*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)
*sings 'Woolly Bully'*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)
*wobbles*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)
Lamest thread deletion ever
what was that about?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)
Long story, I'll tell you in a couple of days.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)
you can't leave us hanging like that
I'd just delivered a sick burn
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)
It had the best pun
that I've made in days on it. Gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)
I'm disappointed
that's spoilt my day
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)
Set up a Calendar appointment in Outlook
because I'm OUTRAGED.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)
No idea
But intrigued.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)
I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt
Since he doesn't usually do such things. Also, because my head hurts and I can't be bothered arguing today
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Oh, and a "Starbucks signature hot chocolate with toffee nut" is probably the nicest hot choc I've ever had; liquid nutella.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)
starbucks has the shittest fucking hot chocolate I've ever tasted in my life

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)
This is because you've never had one
from the 'Lemon Tree' chain of English railway station cafes. I'd rather drink orang-utan spunk than their foul beverages ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:52, Reply)
the italian cafe in the square where my office is
does that proper thick italian stuff that you need a wooden spoon to stir.

i don't like hot drinks, but even i will sip at that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)
I don't normally drink hot drinks eaither, I really like Robbinsons, any of the red ones.
And cans of V, I love V
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)
I've been up for about thirty minutes so far
And as far as my day is going, it's too early to tell.

I've STILL got this virus - and I'm bored of being ill. So very very bored.

Lunch? Toast and honey.

This weekend? Depends how I feel, but I've got cabin fever and want to go out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)
hang on
where did the last thread i was reading just go?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)
chompy deleted
and won't tell us why

use your feminine wiles on him

wiles tits
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)
they won't work on him
how annoying, i had about 3 things i wanted to reply to!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:47, Reply)
It was the only thread I was following today
I'm upset with him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)
we should try and recreate it
erm... bbc news story, penguin's new job, people complaining about their jobs, pubes, ball-sucking, shit relationships.... pretty normal day on here, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)
Pretty normal day for you anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)
this is true

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)
this is true

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)
I know

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)
I know

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Yeah
Maybe that's why he deleted it.

BTW, where is he? I haven't seen him for a while.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)
I know why it was deleted
it was for a good reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)
I clicked on the "latest post" made by Noel
and after that it was gone. Coincidence? You decide!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:48, Reply)
Let's try and recreate it, I'll start us off.
Gonz: Hi Swipe, may I say you're looking particuarly fabulous today.
- Swipe: Hi Gonz, I'm a bit loss to tell you the truth.
- - Gonz: Oh Swipe, what's up?
- - - Swipe: Well, me, nancy from hollyoaks, cat deely and nigella lawson were all sitting in the pub yesterday and they all said they give blowjobs better than me, but it's simply not true. *stamp feet* it isn't it isn't it isn't
- - - - Gonz: Oh man ! What an awful thing to happen.
- - - - - Swipe: isn't it just? I suggested a blowjob competition but we couldn't find a man who would judge our blowjob giving abilities.
- - - - - - Gonz: GIGGADY GIGGADGY GOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)
I love you

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)
<3 u 2 !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)
gonz i am shocked
as if there could ever be any competition!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Best practice anyway, just to be on the safe side... you just _know_ the other two have gotten personal trainers in for this one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)
I reckon Nigella would give you a run for your money
the others would probably be shit at it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)
dude i don't pay for it!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)
figure of speech, as well you know

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)
just yanking your chain a tiny bit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)
He only has a tiny 'chain' to yank.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)
I have a massive dick though

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)

have am
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:09, Reply)
I was approached by a female pimp last night
just round by my daughter's house, on Shoreditch High Street. I was so shocked I forgot all about it until now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)
A female pimp?
Touting rent boys?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:11, Reply)
yes i am also intrigued
how did that work? was she wanting to whore you out??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Yup. I made four grand in three hours.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)
on what i hear from the girls around here
this is wholly plausible
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Hahaha hefty pinch of salt required, I'm afraid.
Rather like those rubbish veg pots...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:22, Reply)
if only you had some sort of salty bodily fluid that could assist with this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)
I cannot think of a non-appalling reply to this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)
go on then
give us an appalling one
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Decorum does not permit me. I am sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)
damn decorum

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I've been saving all month for an hour with Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:23, Reply)
You don't have to pay, you fool.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Yay! new shoes then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)
he likes them high
and slutty
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Like his women.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I can see this.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Haha, awesome

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)
I'd high-five myself
if I didn't think it'd make me look like a Downs child who's just been given a balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)
More than usual?

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)
You can fack orf an' all.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Nope. Girls: Chinese, Russian, whatever I wanted, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)
All of them freshly kidnapped
from their respective countries, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)

shocked horny
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)
It was fucking weird.
7pm, busy thoroughfare...I thought she was going to ask me for a light or directions.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)
Does she honestly think YOU have to pay for sex?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)
When you have your trusty hammer.

(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)
I NO RITE?
She didn't strike me as being a particularly intelligent woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)
I was in the middle of telling agnostic antichrist that I was going to have a love up and click all his posts from now on today
but some grimey cunt deleted the thread
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Excellent use of the words
'grimey and cunt'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:53, Reply)
I had posted a link to a definition of hilarious
after he posted a series of "hilarious" links.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Speaking of which, I really dont' wanna put my flatmate on ignore, so if we can all like a whole bunch of posts to get the tentical stuff off here, life would be much nicer.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)
I had your favourite: TUNA!
And crab and egg.

And tonight, more tuna, I think. Or maybe turkey, I don't know yet.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)
It's a sorry state of affairs when someone is reduced to opening up a tin of fish.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:00, Reply)
I know, I didn't have time yesterday
But I cooked the eggs... in the microwave... 1.5min

The tuna for tonight is fresh, and I'll grill it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)
Innocent veg pot and fags.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)
i fucking love those innocent veg pots
esp that new balti one.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)
I could eat them all day every day.
The risotto one is the best but it's disappeared from my local Tesco so I now chow down on the moussaka one every day. Fuck paying nearly four quid for them though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)
They were doing a 2x1 in Tescos
And you might get lucky at the reduce to clear time in Sainsbury's
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)
I don't pay for food.
Only clothes and fags.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)
But you just said
You pay 4 quid for them...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:11, Reply)
No I didn't.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)
I misunderstood you, then

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Yes, you did, he's a thief.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)
sweet potato chili
is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:03, Reply)
I've tried two, both were gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:03, Reply)
oh monty no!
our first fight?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)
I fear so.
I had the dal one. Verdict: insipid
Then I had the Thai one. Verdict: bland and uninteresting and the link to Thai cuisine was tenuous at best.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)
The Thai one is disgusting.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:10, Reply)
i do beef them up a bit
not with beef, but with spices and black pepper, a handful of nuts, and some cheese (depending on the variety). then they make a proper dinner and taste a lot stronger!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:10, Reply)
So you are admitting ARE YOU NOT
that on their own they are rather shit. ANSWER THE QUESTION.


No further questions m'lud.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)
mind your blasphemous mouth
they are not "rather shit".

they just taste a bit better when all the fat and salt is added back into the mix, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Homophobic AND racist, eh?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)
Too fucking right, Frankie.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)
I love when you call me like that
Grrrr
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:11, Reply)
I love the innocent veg pot
I hate fags.

I'm now confused about you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)
Homophobic AND racist, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)
the two go hand in hand
bloody fascists
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)
You are Fred Phelps AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)
I don't know who that one is
And I'm not giving you any money.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)
Have you seen the pictures now?
The one where you're laughing is very sweet.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:21, Reply)
I've seen a couple but I am not on Arsebook
so all I saw were a couple Chompers linked to on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)
an American "christian"
whose family and followers turn up at public events with signs like "god hates fags" and yell abuse. It's really a scam to make people angry enough to confront or even assault them, at which point they sue.

Make a lot of money, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)
I wish I made a lot of money by just turning up at public events with silly signs
I don't. I'd give you £5 if I did, but I don't.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)
This guy
b3ta.com/questions/famebacklash/post630924
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:21, Reply)
Thanks
Now I know.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)
I feel sick

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)
What's wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)
She feels sick
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:22, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)
She's going out with djtrialprice

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)
It is a sickening responsibility

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:25, Reply)

responsibility affliction
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:26, Reply)
'toilet quick'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)
'Whoops, too late'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:21, Reply)
*high fives*
I wondered if anyone would get that. I thought Roota would before anyone else if I am honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)
I was talking to someone :(

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:25, Reply)
I know you'd have got it.
Why not finish the rhyme off?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:26, Reply)
I've done it on me plate?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)
BOO-YAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)
When it comes to silly playground rhymes
and TV theme tunes, I'm your man!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:25, Reply)
You're good, Jeff, I'll give you that. Damned good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Sadly it isn't a skills that offers much in the way of rewards.
Got your little 'un this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)
No I haven't, but to make up for it I've seen her on Monday and yesterday.
Her mother has a personal crisis on (I'm guessing she's been dumped again for being a nutter) and is off to her parents' in Canterbury for the weekend, with my daughter.

No shitting in the bath last night, but the little blighter insisted on FOUR stories and just would not fucking lie down and go to sleep. I found it fucking funny and she knew it, and thus played up even more.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Sounds like things are settling down quite nicely with the ex now mate
Which is great news.

What will you do this weekend instead?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Les drouges grande this evening (mate is treating me)
Tomorrow night maybe going to a 3-D graffiti exhibition in Arseditch, Sunday afternoon maybe a couple of pints with the 'not going to Battered's' gang, then a roast, then fireworks in Victoria Park.

'oooooh'
'aaaaaah'
zzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Fireworks are shit.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Even when I was about five I thought they were bollocks.
But my mother used to make her own toffee and toffee apples, so I enjoyed fireworks night in my own way after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Maybe my dessert is too complicated.
Maybe I'm sick with rage that my 'stalker' has actually been harassing a number of the female staff here, even tricking one into going to the shelves with him because he 'couldn't find a book'.
I am not special.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)
If you add 'needs'
To your last statement, then you are.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:26, Reply)
you bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)
You love it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)
un peut

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)
a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)
DJ been making disgusting sexual requests again?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:25, Reply)
he doesn't even request
He just does it and pretends it was an accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:26, Reply)
That's my favourite thing about him

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)
I like his refusal to apologise afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Whoopsie I just shat on your chest.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Frank Spencer: the scat years

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)
I thought of Frank too!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Poor Betty.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Whoah brown Betty?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
An "accidental" angry pirate
is the best kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)
"sorry, wrong hole"
yeah right, luv.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)
I said that in a Welsh accent like the CoffeeMate milkman

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Don't pretend you don't like it when someones pulling your hair back, spanking your arse cheeks and telling you to bark like a dog

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)
there is no hair on my arse cheeks!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Scales?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Barnacles?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)
there might be
i haven't actually ever seen it properly, just the odd glimpse in the mirror
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)
You mean you don't watch the videos?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)
no
just the full length mirror
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)
Why did you go and ruin it with the barking bit

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)
I actually barked mid-coitus once for a laugh.
To be honest I was very drunk and couldn't see me getting anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Hahah
I might yodel next time
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Would you prefer "Tell me you want it, tell me you want it hard, really hard, right up your arse"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Why did you ruin that with the arse bit

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)

arse nose
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)
*explodes*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)
What is lunch? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)
I really don't want to encourage this sort of thing,
but I have to confess, a slightly strangled 'lol' just snuck out.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)
I think it's a little bit stolen from someone, I think.
But I will take that strangled lol and slide it between my breasts.

edit: doesn't seem to be. Score.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)
*gets 'lol' in your hair*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Mmm, salty.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)
'Lolty'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Delolcious

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
*Goes all Geordie on you*
Haddaway 'n shite ya bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)
haway man woman man

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)
You should write a book
'Communicating with the regions, but Roota'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)
that's a bit harsh
why exclude Roota?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
That gag has been going round my head
on and off for about 20 years. I assumed no-one would ever get it so it lay dormant.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)
The song you nearly quoted is by Haddaway.
'Haddaway an' shite ya friggah' (or whatever) was a popular Viz expression.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)
I guess it was before my time.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)
You would have been about -2 at the time, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)
So we are just old then?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)
And I'm YOUTHFUL

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)

'm youthfu love ana
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)
I love anaL?
Oh yeah. You must emphasise the L, otherwise it doesn't get the force across.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)
I fear so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)
FEEL MY PAIN!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)

FEELS A LOT BETTER!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)
FEELS USED.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Weird innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)
That's twice today
The old-jokes-home had confused the 'youth' of this message board.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)

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