What did you do to your knee?
Did it buckle under the strain of supporting your massive weight?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:19, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It buckled under the strain of supporting my massive weight while I tried to Limbo under a pole.
And it is now, to use a technical term, fucked.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Oh dear.
Hope it gets better soon. Knees are painful things to bugger.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I thought that was the anus.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

You get used to that though.
I used to have dodgy knees as an early teenager. They swelled up loads and it was well noticeable as my legs were skinny.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Did you live in a barrel?
/classicslolz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I don't wank in the street either.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)

You should give it a try
I've just remembered I had a dream with you in last night.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

What happened?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I can't remember now
I was trying to go somewhere and there was a house and you were in it with two other people and I was trying to leave and I couldn't for some reason. I'm not sure why you were there.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

You can never leave -scary grin-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I can imagine being held captive by you would be quite a frightening prospect
I'd start off all full of bluster thinking "she's only little, she's no threat" and then you'd be all cutting my achilles tendons and hobbling my ankles and then forcing me to have anal sex with you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I have learned a lot in my short years, Mr Al.
You have Master Monty to thank for that :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

It's his fault you have such an anal fetish?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

He introduced me, against my will. I learned to love t.
Next it'll be the crack :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Surely if you had stuck to using your crack
you wouldn't have such a saggy bumhole?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Smack will take the pain away

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)

*smacks*
*smacks again*

*goes and gets spanking stool*

*puts spanking stool to good use*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Oh lordy.
I think I might have caused irreversible "water" damage to my armchair.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Are you bubbling away like a broken hydrant down there?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)

It's Virginia Falls.
But not very... Virgin.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)

that's what you get for trying to be a chippendale

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

You should have seen me Kristine
I was like all well up in that limbo poles face, and I didn't even put my drink down, and I was all getting underneath it and if you would have seen me you would have been all "Oh al, I'm totally getting all wet watching you move under that pole" and then I was all like "Oh no my knee" and then my wife called a taxi and we went home and I was all like "Man this really hurts" and then got home and I was all like "Actually this isn't so bad" and then I was all like taking off my shoes and my knee hurt so much I had a little cry.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)

+ *moving my hips like yeah*

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I definitely nodded my head like yeah at one point.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I would've liked to see when you shook your head like no

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

He's more like a chesterfield.

Disappointed in the absence of RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE at this, if I'm honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Oof!

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Oof!

( Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)