no
just snogging a soldier will keep me happy, i have modest ambitions.

i have also seen my intended victim, having insisted that the groom show me pictures of the two tables of army officers where i could have been sat on the seating plan, and he has just come back from 6 months in afghanistan. SURELY even i have to seem attractive after that type of sausage fest!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:30, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)

You'll have no problems I'm sure.
I just wonder what the food will be like tomorrow. Will it be properly catered, or do you expect to be given a small foil packet you have to add hot-water to?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

his missus has done that side of things
she works in PR so it should be great.

but who eats at weddings anyway? it's all about the champagne!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I'm not sure how PR equates to being about cook.
But what do I know?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I'm sure you will achieve your goal

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I'm sure you will achieve your goal mission.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Nothing makes a mans raping instinct stronger
than being shot at for 6 months.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

*buys a gun*

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I'm an ex-soldier....

(Kip, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)

yeah but
you don't like boobs, we've been through this!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I like breasts!
and can make exceptions....
(Kip, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)