How old are you?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

22 now

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Good lord woman, you have plenty of time

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:34, Reply)

^this
I was still playing with my Sindy doll at that age. Boys were just a nuisance.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)

if he comes back to my room
he'll have to navigate the my little pony set.

22 isn't that young! I know several people getting married next year, and most people I know are in a relationship. I really just don't know what I'm doing wrong
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:37, Reply)

YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET MARRIED AT 22
Trust aunty Roota.
What you're doing wrong is wondering what you're doing wrong. I pined for a while like you're doing now. It's a waste of time and it's not attractive either.
Enjoy being on your own. It's a cliche but it makes everything fall into place.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)

You are right
I have no marriage planned for a long time if ever.

And I've been happy on my own for ages and it has attracted no-one. Aunty Roota is plastic surgery the way forward?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)

No
Brain surgery. If you're wondering why being happy on your own hasn't attracted anyone then you're still doing it wrong. Even joking about plastic surgery means you don't dig yoself enough.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I'm booking myself in for a lobotomy as I type
if that doesn't bring the fuckers flocking I don't know what will
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Atta girl!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)

jwioeriowhrfjk?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)

FFS DON'T TURN OUT LIKE ME.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)

why not?
You're a perfectly reasonable human being
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)

But she don't dig herself enough and she admits it
So she's working on it loads and it's working.
LEARN FROM AUNTS ROOTA AND BGB.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)

ddddjdj:(hahalolomg
edit: looks like the lobotomy is kicking in
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:51, Reply)

And I can add advice on the 'why you shouldn't settle down too soon debate as well!'
Don't do it Amberl.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:51, Reply)

I'm really not looking for marriage!
Or any form of longterm committment. I'm pondering why the hell I can't find a casual boyfriend
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Because you are too awesome and everyone is afraid of Amberl rejection.
That's my guess.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)

well I'm not making the first move again
for a long long time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)

*nods sagely*
Just knowing that Monty would sleep with me without payment has boosted my self-confidance hugely : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Apart from being thoroughly bitter and twisted women, yes I am.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Plus, it's better to take your time and play it by ear.
An obvious air of overenthusiastic near-desperation is not attractive in anyone.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)

I was being silly hon.
I'm going to try and get out of my comfort zone and be more open minded about men. It's scary though.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)

I have to confess
the my little pony bit was lies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Blousie
We've been debating embracing opportunity!

Do it!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)

*embraces*
There was no debate. You told me to do it and I ignored you.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)

hahaha
Don't you oppress me!

:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)