Too many dumb things
I drunk texted someone on purpose
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:48, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i once hoped to get drunk enough to text someone
but I just didn't :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)

I've never been drunk enough
to drunk text someone.

I have however been drunk enough, to think about drunk texting and using the drunkeness as an excuse
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:58, Reply)

i think that was my plan
I guess more vodka is the answer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)

The drunk text thing is fine.
As long as you don't mind rejection.

And you word it in such a way, that if the object of your desire might be with someone else, it looks innocent enough.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:04, Reply)

i think that's a bit too
complex and traumatic for me. how on earth do you make a potentially innocent sounding text which is totally a declaration of lust while pissed?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:08, Reply)

'I want you to give me your massive cock
-ateil'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:10, Reply)

I'll put it in my phone ready

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:16, Reply)

This evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:51, Reply)

last night
several delicious cocktails, two glasses of Oban and one beer.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:54, Reply)

Did you get a reply?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)

I sent it to the wrong person
luckily it was innocuous. I have three people with the same name in my phonebook and two of them aren't distinguished with an initial
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:02, Reply)

So who is the guy?
Based on an earlier thread, let us all know!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:05, Reply)

I sent it to an ex boyfriend
when the target was someone else. Luckily it was innocuous 'how are you, etc'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:06, Reply)

So who is the object of your enquiry?
Someone you study with?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:07, Reply)

Someone I used to sort of fancy
I'm quite glad they didn't get it because we don't text each other really.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:11, Reply)

Are they still a student?
If so, why not use Facebook to see if they want to meet up?

Less formal, that's one thing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:14, Reply)

They're still a student
but I was serious early. Not approaching anyone right now, not taking more rejection
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:18, Reply)

Roll with the punches Amberl
How do you know they aren't thinking the same?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:27, Reply)

They may be
but right now I can't risk it. Last three times have been disastrous
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:35, Reply)

The only boy I might want to "drunk text"
is in Tunisia. Which I know full well. So I won't.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:51, Reply)

You might as well.
Roaming charges are fuck-all these days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:00, Reply)

I don't want to seem loldesperate
Oh wait, I am no matter what.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:11, Reply)

I'm not in Tunisia.
What the fuck are you on about, Lampers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:01, Reply)

'Drunk text' is a euphemism.
For 'bum with a strapon'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:04, Reply)

I'm sorry, there's someone else.
Actually, I've no idea why I'm thinking of him. I was discussing my little crush with some mutual friends and one of them- a good friend of his!- asked me what I found attractive about him, whether it was looks or personality "because I can't see why either would be attractive". Gutting.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:09, Reply)

You cheating bitch
*cancels shoot for 'Oh Bum All Ye Faithful 9'*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:13, Reply)

Festive Porn Title
POTD
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:14, Reply)

You are handing out POTD willy nilly young Jeffiington.
Leave it to Grandad Boyce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:16, Reply)

He'll be too fucked on the MD's to know what he's doing Dozer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:17, Reply)

*is joyful and not a little triumphant*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:18, Reply)

So come let us ass-plough her
MONTY THE BOYCE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:19, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:21, Reply)

Did you shout
'Oh, come ye! Oh come ye!

When it got to the money shot?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:21, Reply)

In your own time, Jeff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:21, Reply)

As long as I cum first, I don't mind.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:25, Reply)

I did make him wear a dirty mop on his head and rant about bands no one cares about when I fucked him, though.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:17, Reply)

That's what I do with him, but I do it to a soundtrack of Low.
He comes hard when we're soundtracked by this www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AzLgswmJxA
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:18, Reply)

*cums ye to Be-eth-le-hemmmm*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:19, Reply)

Hark the Herald Monty bums!
Glory to the way he cums!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:21, Reply)

Please believe me
when I assure you that 'sing, choirs of angels' most definitely will, as I rupture your sphincter for the 80th time in front of a somewhat bored and disinterested Los Angeles film crew.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:24, Reply)

Who is your fluffer?
Only Bob is a student and might need some extra coin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:26, Reply)

Battered.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:28, Reply)

Unlike you, who has been, very much like a boxer,
battered around the ring.

Eyethangyew.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:29, Reply)

Is he okay?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:29, Reply)

I think he doesn't like me any more.
Shame, as I rate the man most highly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:33, Reply)

I'm concerned.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:34, Reply)

It's an odd situation.
I hope he's ok.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:37, Reply)

concerned a complete 'uphill gardener'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:37, Reply)

Well if he is fine and you've heard from him today.
Just say.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:39, Reply)

I am 'persona non grata' chez Battered.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:40, Reply)

I thought you were quite pally?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:42, Reply)

So did I.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:44, Reply)

Honestly?
I think he needs a text or a call at the moment. I lad isn't very happy at the moment, a bit of TLC might well sort him out.

You know him, I don't. Don't be a stranger.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:46, Reply)

The last thing he needs right now
is some middle of the road r'n'b.

*goes chasing waterfalls*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:48, Reply)

A scrub is a guy who won't get no love from me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:49, Reply)

chinny reck-on

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:53, Reply)

Jimmy Hill
Itchy Chin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:56, Reply)

FOCUS!
Please stick to the river and lakes that you're used to.

Text him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:49, Reply)

Have done: radio silence.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:54, Reply)

Recently?
Or just this morning?

Maybe 'you're moving too fast?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:56, Reply)

He wants to jettison B3ta from his life.
I respect his decision.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:58, Reply)

Fair enough.
Who can blame him?

Just seems a bit strange if you know him in real life.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 2:00, Reply)

I hope you don't mind that I've temporarily immortalised this in my sig.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:28, Reply)

SOTD?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:30, Reply)

Indubitably.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:31, Reply)

Is that a new award category?
If it is, I give 'rights to award' over to yourself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:33, Reply)

Please let me make 9.
PLEASE MONTYYYYY
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:34, Reply)

I would LOVE to bum you into the middle of next week.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:38, Reply)

I'm ready and waiting, Montsie.
When I finally lose my anal cherry, you lot on here will be the first to know. And you can all laugh at me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:39, Reply)

I'll be gentle, I promise.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:41, Reply)

INTERNET LIES.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:46, Reply)

:O

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:50, Reply)

to know through fourteenth
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)