my dad got home once
and there was a foxcub asleep right on his porch.

apparently henry v brought them back to england after he got hooked on hunting following agincourt, no idea if this is true or not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

We found a cow in my friend's garden once
Weren't really sure what to do with that one. A deer nearly kicked me in the face about a week later in the same place.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)

a cow??
you're really milking this countryside thing now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)

what's your beef with it?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

it's just bull

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

you get so tetchy
when you're leathered
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

pull the udder one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)

...it's got cowbells on it?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)

What's the fresian for all these terrible cow puns?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)

haven't you herd?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)

one of my earliest memories is my mum opening the
lounge curtains and there being a whole herd of cows on the lawn
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)