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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd love to take a city person to the countryside
And just watch them have a breakdown due to the lack of Starbucks.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Thing is, I love living in a city
and wouldn't want to live out in the sticks. But if you dumped me in the middle of nowhere, I've got mad survival SkillZ.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)
where am I going to get my blueberry cheesecake!?

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)
I'd bring you some

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)
blueberry? ban this sick filth

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)
We often do this thing where you buy food in advance
And eat it throughout the week. I don't know how you city boys cope.

I may have been at uni in a city for the last 5 years.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)
I has a freezer full of meat as I went to the Butchers today

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)
Awesome
One day at the butchers, I found myself just staring at trays of freshly prepared stir fries. I think I have a problem.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)
i would agree with your self-diagnosis

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)
but how do you know
what you will be doing every night for a week in advance or what you will feel like eating 6 nights in advance, where's your spontaneity?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)
Food keeps or freezes

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)
or goes in the bin, in my disorganised case

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)
You are the reason that global food prices are going up

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)
I could start an environmental rant
But I don't care all that much at this time of night.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)
yeah, noone would listen
talk about sex instead
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:26, Reply)
Ok
Rachelswipe wastes bread by inserting it into her lady regions.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:27, Reply)
how can that be considered a waste?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:28, Reply)
It's a fucking disgrace
There are french children starving because of the number of baguettes she gets through.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:28, Reply)
That's how the chic French figure is maintained
she's doing them a favour
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)
yeah, enforced atkins for all

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)
the crumbs must be uncomfortable

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)
frottage

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:30, Reply)
pff!
that's also a technique used in textiles. I sniggered every time the lecturer said it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:34, Reply)
They're like croutons
For gentlemen callers to enjoy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)
To mop up the gravy

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:34, Reply)
i can't decide which of these is funniest
but I have had nearly 2 drinks
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:37, Reply)
I've already told you
lemon is better
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)
I agree with this

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)
yes, lemon
best of all the cheesecakes. although bodeans does some awesome flavours.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)
lemon-snaps
though I did have a really nice brandy cheesecake once
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)
toffee chesecake, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:26, Reply)
+ pecans

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:27, Reply)
yes
want
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)

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