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hair
drying job
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:17, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
i reckon she'd make more than £80

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
i wrote the book on that one, sunshine
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)
You see, you like to boast a lot about how good you are at blowjobs
but I'm yet to see any evidence.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)
the evidence is swallowed usually

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)
i can't improve on this answer

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)
I quite liked it myself
I'm obviously on some sort of slightly sick roll
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)
Or on her little black dress

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)
I really doubt
that she would let anyone come on her little black dress. They're far too expensive for that
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)
one of the last ones
came all over my little black skirt. i had to throw it away, nothing removes that kind of shameful stain.

he was totally not worth the skirt either!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)
I'm not being funny
but as a young teenager, I would wank into any handy bit of clothing that needed washing, and I never found the stains sticking around
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)
that is a truly horrifying image
but if it's black, nothing gets spunk out. believe me. i am a designer skirt worse off!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)
You must have met someone with highly concentrated spunk

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)
tbh
i was whinging about it to my friend at work, and she said the exact same thing - "nothing gets spunk out".

stupid sperm.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)
your clothes probably
weren't dry clean only
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:34, Reply)
Firstly, this ^
Secondly, that's a horrific amount of money a week.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)
it's two trips a week at 40 a trip
not sure if that makes it seem better or worse
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)
Much worse

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)
how so?

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)
Well, you bother to get your hair dried by someone twice a week

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:26, Reply)
well, yes
i have a lot of work functions for which i need to look super smart!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:27, Reply)
You're an intelligent person, clearly
and yet despite watching someone blow drying your hair twice a week you haven't worked out how to do it yourself.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:30, Reply)
To be fair
there is a knack to it. I blowdry my hair but when a professional does it the difference is clearly noticeable
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)
Yes, the difference is that you are lighter in the wallet
to the tune of two nights in the pub.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)
I don't have that kind of money
and even if I did I wouldn't pay that.

I'm saying though that the difference is clear.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)
the salons around my office
are all the same price, clearly they have co-ordinated
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)
don't make me get all technical
let's just say it's much harder to do it on yourself. and they give you a nice head massage and everything!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)
The head massage is hugely important

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)
correct

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)
You seem back to your usual self

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)
bit shaky and dizzy still
but i managed to eat some plain rice and have not been sick, so i am on the mend!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)
*gets down on knees and thanks God*

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)
Worse if anything

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)

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